Paris Hilton Blackberry Diary, August 23

So I know I haven’t written in like forever, but it’s time for me to tell you that me and Benji broke up. I totally thought that me and him would last – like I didn’t think that he’d mind that I had another boyfriend.

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But whatever, I’m so over Benji and I am totally hearting Chris now. Nicole can KEEP Benji all to herself now.

My new boyfriend like OWNS MySpace so he can help me redo my page so that way if I wanted to really run for President, he’d make it so that the whole country can vote on my page instead of having to go to those polls. Those are probably like really far and out of the way for everyone. But whatever, the election is like next year so that’s plenty of time. I bet we’ll be married by then!!

I don’t normally like to get so serious – but Blackberry, I’m lonely. Like sure I have sex with any guy who gives me the *look* but I don’t have any girls to call to tell them about my sex or if it burns when I pee. LA is too full of jealous girls whose boobs are bigger than mine so I decided that I’m going to go to London to find my new best friend. I think that it’s in France so that means that we can shop there together and everything.

It’s been a hard summer but with my new gray haired boyfriend and finding my new best friend, I think that this fall might be okay. For realzies!

Okay, I’m gonna get ready for this Hamptons party. Maybe I’ll find another boyfriend there. Chris will be totally cool about it, I’m sure.

Kisses,

Paris