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	<title>Comments on: &#8220;How Did I Get This Bruise?&#8221; &#8212; Random Drunk Injuries, and How to Avoid Them</title>
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		<title>By: Ashley</title>
		<link>http://collegecandy.com/2008/08/28/how-did-i-get-this-bruise-random-drunk-injuries-and-how-to-avoid-them/#comment-57692</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Ashley]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Oct 2009 18:45:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So after my &quot;accident&quot; last night I decided to do some research and found this site. I now feel a little better knowing I&#039;m not the only one who has gotten shit-faced and injured themselves. Apparently I did a face plant in the middle of the street as I woke up this morning looking like Rocky. ]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So after my &quot;accident&quot; last night I decided to do some research and found this site. I now feel a little better knowing I&#039;m not the only one who has gotten shit-faced and injured themselves. Apparently I did a face plant in the middle of the street as I woke up this morning looking like Rocky.</p>
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		<title>By: Oooh, Aloe &#171; rules</title>
		<link>http://collegecandy.com/2008/08/28/how-did-i-get-this-bruise-random-drunk-injuries-and-how-to-avoid-them/#comment-56474</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Oooh, Aloe &#171; rules]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Oct 2009 02:48:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[[...] go walking through the woods and now you have a rash? Except who does that? And it&#8217;s not like drunk bruises&#8230; Those are okay to get, proof that you had a good time. I, for one, am notorious for drunk [...]]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] go walking through the woods and now you have a rash? Except who does that? And it&#8217;s not like drunk bruises&#8230; Those are okay to get, proof that you had a good time. I, for one, am notorious for drunk [...]</p>
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		<title>By: Michael</title>
		<link>http://collegecandy.com/2008/08/28/how-did-i-get-this-bruise-random-drunk-injuries-and-how-to-avoid-them/#comment-18363</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Michael]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2008 12:32:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I saw a drunk guy run off a porch w/ his penis out tryin to go pee and faceplant into a ford explorer last night...he was okay...funniest thing ive ever seen! i asked if we was okay...gave me the thumbs up..then started peein on the car and himself lol ]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I saw a drunk guy run off a porch w/ his penis out tryin to go pee and faceplant into a ford explorer last night&#8230;he was okay&#8230;funniest thing ive ever seen! i asked if we was okay&#8230;gave me the thumbs up..then started peein on the car and himself lol</p>
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		<title>By: Michelle</title>
		<link>http://collegecandy.com/2008/08/28/how-did-i-get-this-bruise-random-drunk-injuries-and-how-to-avoid-them/#comment-18362</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Michelle]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2008 12:20:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[These two are some wild and crazy girls.  Trust me I am their mother :) ]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>These two are some wild and crazy girls.  Trust me I am their mother <img src='http://s0.wp.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: Kayla</title>
		<link>http://collegecandy.com/2008/08/28/how-did-i-get-this-bruise-random-drunk-injuries-and-how-to-avoid-them/#comment-18361</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Kayla]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2008 12:01:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[my friend above Camry decided to put on about 20 layers of clothes that werent even hers and she spends more time on the ground than her feet..so she did a face plant =] ]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>my friend above Camry decided to put on about 20 layers of clothes that werent even hers and she spends more time on the ground than her feet..so she did a face plant =]</p>
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		<title>By: Camry</title>
		<link>http://collegecandy.com/2008/08/28/how-did-i-get-this-bruise-random-drunk-injuries-and-how-to-avoid-them/#comment-18360</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Camry]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2008 11:45:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[My friend Kayla once blew the whole butt of her jeans out doing Pop, Lock, and Drop it. =] ]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My friend Kayla once blew the whole butt of her jeans out doing Pop, Lock, and Drop it. =]</p>
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		<title>By: Roni</title>
		<link>http://collegecandy.com/2008/08/28/how-did-i-get-this-bruise-random-drunk-injuries-and-how-to-avoid-them/#comment-18355</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Roni]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Sep 2008 07:25:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[My best friend blew out her ACL walking it out at a party. You know that horrible dance? She legit blew out her knee doing it.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My best friend blew out her ACL walking it out at a party. You know that horrible dance? She legit blew out her knee doing it.</p>
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		<title>By: heather</title>
		<link>http://collegecandy.com/2008/08/28/how-did-i-get-this-bruise-random-drunk-injuries-and-how-to-avoid-them/#comment-18359</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[heather]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Aug 2008 17:58:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[comment on the trampoline - knew someone once that trampolined drunk into a tree.  she was ok but lesson learned, dont do it lol.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>comment on the trampoline &#8211; knew someone once that trampolined drunk into a tree.  she was ok but lesson learned, dont do it lol.</p>
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		<title>By: courtney</title>
		<link>http://collegecandy.com/2008/08/28/how-did-i-get-this-bruise-random-drunk-injuries-and-how-to-avoid-them/#comment-18358</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[courtney]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Aug 2008 14:57:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[i also get bruises everywhere.

try to avoid jumping on trampolines and falling off, which results on a bruised butt.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i also get bruises everywhere.</p>
<p>try to avoid jumping on trampolines and falling off, which results on a bruised butt.</p>
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		<title>By: Coco - University of Alabama</title>
		<link>http://collegecandy.com/2008/08/28/how-did-i-get-this-bruise-random-drunk-injuries-and-how-to-avoid-them/#comment-18357</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Coco - University of Alabama]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Aug 2008 06:27:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Also, try to avoid bruised knees and chin by not slamming into the toilet and the ground below it before you get sick.  Oh and watch out for hitting your head on the bathtub that may be next to the toilet when you pass out.  Don&#039;t run into doors or cabinets either...]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Also, try to avoid bruised knees and chin by not slamming into the toilet and the ground below it before you get sick.  Oh and watch out for hitting your head on the bathtub that may be next to the toilet when you pass out.  Don&#8217;t run into doors or cabinets either&#8230;</p>
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