(And we didn’t even have to pay $10,000,000 for ‘em)
So, I’m tired this morning. All that Democrat bashing and baby hair licking at the Republican National Convention last night kept me up late. Since I can’t get productive until this Venti Pumpkin Spice Latte kicks in (yes, they are back!), I decided to peruse the interwebs for awhile.
And boy did I find a gem.
Want to know what your baby would look like if you could somehow seduce Brad Pitt or Michael Jackson? Want to know if you and the BF are gonna have ugly children? What about the ex and his ugly new whore?
Just plug the photos into this site, wait a mere 30 seconds (much better than nine months of morning sickness) and, voila! A baby.
I don’t really want kids – in fact, I spend a lot of money not to – so I decided to see what my pals Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston’s baby would look like. You know, cuz they are gonna have one in a few months, even though he made it abundantly clear on his MySpace page that he doesn’t want any.
She’s got her daddy’s forehead and her momma’s mouth. Let’s just hope she doesn’t have her grandma’s political views.



Shar says:
Fri, 5th Sep 200812:15 pm
Seriously? Why are you bothering to post this kind of trash? If you want College Candy’s other articles on the election to be taken seriously, stop littering your website with this kind of crap. You’re obviously intelligent girls, and you can do better than this.
Amber - Old Dominion says:
Fri, 5th Sep 200810:00 pm
Is Palin’s guy sporting a mullet? L….M…A….O
suzanne says:
Sat, 6th Sep 200811:59 pm
fuck this shit. you are using this pathetic “story” as amo against palin because thats the only thing you could come up with agiainst her.
pull your head out of obamas ass and get in touch with reality
Lala says:
Thu, 11th Sep 20087:01 am
blib
Chrissy says:
Thu, 8th Jan 20099:54 pm
Bristol is a cute girl…i’m sure she could have gotten someone better looking than this guy!
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