Beyonce Knowels Has a 12 Inch Waist?

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So, apparently that’s Beyonce.

I know, right? I didn’t recognize her either. Her face looks completely different, her right boob is computer generated, and check out that waist! Did she have some ribs removed? That’s gotta be airbrushing, right?

RIGHT?!

I mean, no one’s body can look like that naturally. And I hope this cover doesn’t inspire women to try.

5 Comments on "Beyonce Knowels Has a 12 Inch Waist?"

  1. Sady - The New School says:
    Fri, 5th Sep 20081:41 pm 

    Can I just share that I am really, really happy Beyonce’s crazy shape is right next to the “Terrorized by Anorexia Extremists” headline? You’ve got to watch out for those people! I mean, apparently they gouged an enormous chunk out of Beyonce’s stomach!

    Lord, I love the Photoshop.

  2. J - NYU says:
    Fri, 5th Sep 20082:26 pm 

    I just had a rib removed, and even my waist doesn’t look like that.

    Who photoshopped her? Rachel Zoe?

    Plus her face looks tranny-licious. Beyonce has got a beautiful face…why must Marie Clare Trannyfy her?

  3. Bridgette says:
    Sun, 21st Sep 20082:08 am 

    She looks like a barbie doll. It is like the shrunk her waist only.

  4. kate says:
    Sat, 11th Oct 20087:51 am 

    it’s the way she is stood.

    If you stand in the mirror and flex one of your feet as if wearing a high heel and keep the other flat, then you get this effect.

    No doubt this picture has been digitally altered but not as much as you’re making out

  5. pecan tan says:
    Fri, 12th Jun 20092:15 pm 

    it really pisses me off because every1 has flaws and they airbrush scars they digitally slice off a piece of thigh or anything that doesnt look perfect. Beyonce has big ears she even said so on Tyra or Oprah i cant remember they r real people just like us!

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