The Hills: We’re on Team Brody

By Lauren

Holy drama. It looks like the crew from The Hills is battling the whole “what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas” thang. There was some major shiz goin’ down in the City of Sin that is definitely goin’ back to L.A. with these kids.

Before you get all “Awww, Stephanie cried! She does have a heart,” on me, let’s discuss. Yes, I did feel sorta bad for the girl when she started crying into her filet mignon at dinner, but I can’t hate on Brody for making the girl crack. She started the whole scene by calling him out; what did she expect to happen? Her intent was to make him look bad and he just flipped it back around on her.

Everyone else is hating on Brody now for making a girl (or devil) cry, but I got your back, Brody. You and Audrina.

What can I say? I’ve always loved the underdog, especially if that underdog is battling Lo Bosworth. I couldn’t believe that Lo and Lauren sat down and started whining about their relationship with Audrina. When Lo said, “We BOTH went in there to make things better,” I literally stood up and screamed.

“I HATE YOU! You guys are not the victims here! But thank you, Lo, for not attempting that red lipstick again!”

Maybe it’s time that Lauren learns that people are only friends with her boring, manipulative and selfish self because they can make $10,000 an episode doing so. She really brings nothing else to the table. Well, except a friend who has a ridonkulus private jet that can whisk them all away to Vegas for a night to get drunk in a bar that also happens to be in L.A.

The birthday party at LAX only exacerbated the issues between the ladies. Drunk Frankie may have tried to bridge the gap (“You guys…hiccup…really need to…hiccup… make up.”), but the damage was done. Audrina left with the new and improved Justin Bobby and the Lauren stayed back to cry about her feelings to everyone else.

And then Brody and Dougy got arrested. Is everyone going to have to fly home…gasp….commercial!?

The drama in Vegas, though, wasn’t the only thing going down. Back in L.A., Spencer and Heidi were having some issues. Serious issues. Issues worth driving to Heidi’s work and calling her out of her office.

It seems Heidi’s not-so-cute younger sister deleted Spencer’s shows on the TiVo!!!! And she was taking up the space on his couch that he usually lays on all day (because the tool doesn’t have a job!). Sounds a lot like the way he was acting when he was down and out on Stephanie’s couch.

Oh, Spencer. Your life is so hard. Your problems are so big. I don’t know how you can handle it all.

[Photo proving Stephanie Pratt has feelings (or really good acting skills) courtesy of MTV.com]