Lay Off the Snurf, Kids
And this is why I don’t buy my drugs online. Or use any form of drug that sounds a lot like those little blue creatures that lived in ‘shrooms.
4 dumb high school students were rushed to the hospital (from school!) after using an herbal supplement called Snurf. What is Snurf (besides the name you give someone who farts in the bathtub) and why didn’t I know about this organic wonder-drug?
Snurf is labeled as an herbal supplement, but it is said to have similar effects to Ecstacy.
Sounds awesome, except instead of giving the kids an awesome trip, it made them all violently ill. Oh, these high school kids these days and their dabbling in drug use. Don’t they know that buying drugs online is a terrible idea? I tried to buy a Gucci bag online once and got some cheesey knock-off instead.
Looks like we are all learning some very important lessons: you can’t trust the internet for drugs or handbags. Don’t forget it!
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hall monitor says:
Tue, 9th Sep 20081:59 pm
Snurf stories appear on http://detentionslip.org! Check it out for all the crazy headlines from our schools.
jes says:
Wed, 10th Sep 20083:52 am
good lord, what happened to the good ol' days of just trippin on lsd?
tisk tisk.. lol
jes says:
Wed, 10th Sep 20084:10 am
btw- for any dummies actually thinking of trying this crap, 'snurf' is basically just pure DXM powder.
(DXM is the cough suppressant found in robitussin- which many young teens use for "robo-tripping," due to its slightly hallucinogenic effects.)
So basically, all this crap is gonna make anyone do is puke- just like when idiot kids chug a bottle of cough medicine to get high. lol
geez…
Shash says:
Thu, 11th Sep 20085:34 am
Goddamnit, children. Quit being pussies and try acid. Sad thing is that acid is safer and more fun than any dissociative trip you might get from DXM. Fucking kids don't realize that the really good stuff is illegal for a reason- And not because they're unsafe. :