John McCain Invtented the Blackberry

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We all know that John McCain was around when the wheel was invented, but it seems that wasn’t the only major innovation that Mr. McCain was a part of. According to one of his advisors, we have one Mr. John McCain to thank for the invention of the Blackberry.

Yes, you read that right.

Even though John McCain has no idea how to send emails – which is what a Blackberry does! – he was behind the entire thing. So what if you didn’t really want to vote for the man for his Iraq policy, tax policy, or for the mere fact that the dude has one foot in the grave?

John McCain is the guy who brought you Brickbreaker, BBM and the ability to read those forwards with cat jokes that your mom sends to you all. the. time.

11 Comments on "John McCain Invtented the Blackberry"

  1. Amanda says:
    Tue, 16th Sep 20085:23 pm 

    It’s not that John McCain doesn’t know HOW to send emails. He can’t type because of a war injury. Nice one.

  2. snarktastic says:
    Tue, 16th Sep 20086:48 pm 

    and you invented proper spelling.

    just being a d-bag, as i do best. a member of his staff said that, not him. there is a difference.

  3. J - NYU says:
    Tue, 16th Sep 20086:53 pm 

    His staff should check their soundbites then…

  4. Are we 12???? says:
    Tue, 16th Sep 20088:09 pm 

    This a comment made by one of his staffers, Not McCain. Research the whole story next time instead of assuming (clearly) outlandish things are true.

    You don’t have to spread lies about him, just because you don’t want him to be president. He’s a person too, as are his staffers, they make mistakes and they make jokes.

  5. S.T says:
    Tue, 16th Sep 20089:10 pm 

    “According to one of his staffers…”

    Why don’t you read the article?! A) they didn’t say McCain SAID it, and B) it’s a funny article based on a really stupid thing someone working for McCain said.

    End of story.

  6. Steph says:
    Tue, 16th Sep 20089:30 pm 

    Funny how the stupid things Obama says never end up on this website.

  7. Casey says:
    Tue, 16th Sep 200811:51 pm 

    S.T if this site was merely writing “funny articles” based on the really stupid things people attached to the campaigns say then they would be writing “funny articles” about the stupid things Obama and his staff say as well. That is clearly not what they are doing. They are making fun of McCain and his staff because they don’t want him to be president. Which is fine, whatev, everyone has their own opinions, but lets not make it out to be something it’s clearly not. What it IS is hating on McCain, and to Obama supporters it’s funny, to McCain supporters it may not be. But if anyone doesn’t like it, they can go bash Obama somewhere if they like, but this isn’t their site and they can’t choose the content.

  8. Kelly says:
    Wed, 17th Sep 20085:06 pm 

    “It’s not that John McCain doesn’t know HOW to send emails. He can’t type because of a war injury. Nice one.”

    He also can’t tell the truth because of war injuries. He also can’t come up with the right judgment on foreign conflicts because of war injuries. He also can’t learn economics because of war injuries. He also can’t say no to Rovian tacticians because of war injuries.

    I think you maxed out the POW card a long time ago.

  9. Right says:
    Wed, 17th Sep 20085:43 pm 

    ” He also can’t come up with the right judgment on foreign conflicts because of war injuries. ”

    WOW ok wtf? Do your research! He knew that Russia was going to invade Georgia way before anyone would even pay attention. He has tons of great foreign policies so just leave that alone!

  10. jes says:
    Thu, 18th Sep 200812:53 pm 

    I think everyone here won their arguments! whoo!

    Great job. Everyone looks like douchebags… :)

    No but seriously, I’ve been dealing with this from my family for months now. And as a (year-round) politically minded girl, it’s getting really, really annoying.

    All I ever hear are regurgitated rumors and completely irrelevant crap coming from the mouths of people who don’t know or give two shits about politics any other time. And yet, oh, its Election Time! Suddenly everyone’s a fucking porfessional political analyst.

    My point is this:

    Unless you can sit and have a non-biased discussion on policy, issued statements (and it doesn’t hurt to have a correct understanding of each candidate’s views- which may or not change with the wind) there’s absolutely no point in arguing over this irrelevant crap.

    McCain or Obama… or effing Palin.. whoever. No one wants to hear a scripted speach and catch phrases over and over, or all these damn dirty ad campaigns that have nothing to do with our government.

    This isn’t accomplishing anything, nor is it proving anything that actually matters in this coming election.

    Our politics, as well as our perception of them, have completely gone to shit.

    Our economy’s gone to shit.

    We’ve got two major parties that both have very real failures, and yet are so supported by lobbyists and private industry that we have no chance of actually changing anything in the near future.

    And yet all we do is rally behind one side and point fingers at the other and shout obsenities.

    And in addition to that, we have people who vote for candidates based on whether or not they act like them, rather than their policies and expertise, and are running this damn country into the ground.

    I wish the people in this country (who I know have sense) would realize how fucked we all are and actually stand up and say something about it.

    And neither the Democratic or Republican nominees are the answer to the shit hole we’ve dug for ourselves due to greedy industry, bloated capitalism, lazy ego-centric attitudes and a general blase attitude towards our government.

    One presdient cannot fix all of our problems, especially not one thats so wrapped up in one certain political party, and that partys traditions, to do what’s needed without having to worry about alienating people.

    We need to dig our heads back out of our asses and take a look around.. gezus.

    …Sorry, I definitely just went off on a tangent there… haha :)

  11. jes says:
    Thu, 18th Sep 200812:55 pm 

    okay some serious spelling errors in there but I was typing really fast… haha Oops!

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