Comments on: Overheard On Campus: “Freshmen?!”

By: Surviving Senior Year: Freshmanisms : College Candy

Surviving Senior Year: Freshmanisms : College Candy — Mon, 01 Nov 2010 17:00:27 +0000

[...] I am not making this stuff up. I am not that creative or gross. So yeah, as I said. These conversations are a lot more entertaining than Hegel’s Phenomenology of Spirit. Frankly, the guy liked to ramble on, and his writing can [...]

By: Eric McCloud

Eric McCloud — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 21:06:27 +0000

At a restaurant:

Girl 1: Is that a $100 bill?

Girl 2: Yeah.

Girl 1: Can I smell it?

By: Davis

Davis — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 22:31:58 +0000

Oh my goodness. The last one, with the stoners, basically sums up the worst thing that has happened to me thus far at school.

By: Abby

Abby — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 17:04:45 +0000

lol I really got a kick over the boys' mourning over their lucky charms. "f-ing sucks" lol.

and "i'll make a man out of you"? so random! lol

really hope to hear more of these.

By: Jill

Jill — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 19:32:45 +0000

My favorite one was "I don’t even know anyone who uses spoons.” That's awesome.

By: molly

molly — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 03:39:01 +0000

IN HUMAN SEXUALITY:

The chipper teacher is explaining fetish stuff…

Student: what's that called, you know, when people like to get peed on?

Professor: that's a golden shower. that one black rapper guy was into that….R Nelly.

Student: r Kelly?

Prof: that's the one. (at this point she turns and stares at the 2 huge black football players sitting in the front row.

"Oh! but it's not like everyone is into that or anything! I mean…Just the one….well probably more than that, but hopefully not you. But I mean if you do like that then that's great…"

By: Kelsi

Kelsi — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 20:59:57 +0000

A girl down the hall from me had a really bad cold, and her friends were trying to convince her to go out. Her reply, "Man, I just need a bed and some drugs… wait.. does that make me a prostitute?"

By: Olua - Washington Co

Olua - Washington Co — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 01:59:27 +0000

On our stirfry line, there were two freshmen behind me. One tells the stirfry chef that she will be right back, scurries to the salad bar, then comes back with a plate full of green pepper slices and shredded cheddar cheese.

Cook: You want cheese in your stir-fry?

Freshman: …oh, I thought these were carrots!

Cook: (to me) …the freshmen are gonna need a lot of work this year.

Me: That's going to take a long time.

Freshman: *nervous laugh*

By: Maria

Maria — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 01:14:37 +0000

The two best ones I've heard so far:

"I've come to realize that I don't want a boyfriend, I just want someone to spoon with."

and "You'd better suck my dick like a clownfish."

By: Stephanie

Stephanie — Sun, 21 Sep 2008 21:21:29 +0000

I agree with the comment about Overheard in NY–it's on my bookmarks — one of my favorite sites.

but..lmao @ the "I'll Make A Man Out of You" one