Our Biggest Fears Realized

Whenever a boy that we like doesn’t call, or does call and says something like, “Your early morning beer bongs are really not attractive,” the same thought crosses our minds:

Must buy cats.

And then fear washes over us as we realize that we might one day become this woman. God save us.

2 Comments on "Our Biggest Fears Realized"

  1. Grady says:
    Thu, 25th Sep 200812:39 am 

    This terrifies me.

  2. mel says:
    Thu, 25th Sep 200811:47 pm 

    A woman’s level of mental stability is inversely proportional to the number of cats she owns…

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