What Does Your Hair Color Say About You?

September 25, 2008 3:30 pm     Posted in Other Stories  Lauren - University of Michigan g+ page

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By Lauren

It’s a battle of the ages. Do blondes really have more fun? Are red heads always saucy? A new study out of London has all the answers, and it seems your hair color reaches far deeper than your roots….

The truth behind those golden locks is that blondes have more going for them than simply being more fun. Those damn blondes also have higher self-esteem and are more likely to go after the things they want in life. Like your boyfriend.

Those bitches.

But don’t worry, brunettes; blondes can’t compete with you in the workplace. The study discovered that brunettes earn higher salaries on average than those blondies. Brunettes are also most likely to be wooed by the world’s richest men (cha ching!).

That is, of course, if a millionaire has never slept with a red head, because, according to the study, those fiesty ladies have the best sex lives of em all.

Which is why I’ve been dying my hair red for years.

Take that, blondes.

18 Comments on "What Does Your Hair Color Say About You?"

  1. Laura says:
    Thu, 25th Sep 20083:38 pm 

    (natural) Redheads also most definitely have a hot temper, that could also have to do with the Irish roots of most redheads though.

  2. rochelle says:
    Thu, 25th Sep 20082:47 pm 

    and apparently you have issues with blondes? so negative :l

  3. leebee says:
    Fri, 26th Sep 20083:09 am 

    I have natural auburn hair (red with darker brown undertones), so I’ve got the best of all worlds!! Brunette AND Redhead… take THAT, bitches!! :P

  4. Rebecca says:
    Fri, 26th Sep 20086:19 am 

    Sure, I agree that brunettes and redheads are underrated (well, not so much brunettes anymore…they seem to be 'in', regarded as more intelligent, sensible and classy), but be a bit nicer to we blondes! I have naturally blonde hair, but I'm shy, intelligent and hardworking. Not really the stereotype at all. It really makes me wonder if people do see me, walking in with long light blonde hair, and judge me immediately, thinking I'll be a bit of a 'party girl', a bit stupid, unreliable, outgoing and promiscuous? I think some people actually do. Oh well, I'll prove them wrong! I love my hair colour*.

    Sorry that this post is a tad non-sequitur. It has been a loooong week with a really heavy workload.

    *I'm English.

  5. Lauren, University of Michigan says:
    Fri, 26th Sep 20088:35 am 

    It’s not that i don’t like blondes. it’s that red heads and brunettes are totally underrated!

  6. jason says:
    Sat, 27th Sep 200811:24 am 

    i love redheads brunettes and the raven haired beauties the most blondes arent something i even bother with mostly, true blondes yes, but the women that dye there hair blonde are way worse that natural blondes. I think its the fact they think they are better than everyone else. Now what i am saying is from the experiences i have been in and around is that true redheads are fiesty ones brunettes are the shy fragile ones and those raven haired beauties are well the outspoken wild ones. Besides any man who goes for a women for there hair color isnt one you want to be with anyway. Its all in the eyes

  7. Taylor says:
    Sun, 20th Dec 20092:22 pm 

    As a natural red head I must say that not all of us have a temper. Plus, we aren't "Carrot Tops"; carrot tops are green. Just saying..

  8. Hair Color Blog says:
    Thu, 11th Feb 20108:10 am 

    Thanks a bunch, this is what I was looking for.

  9. Raven says:
    Thu, 29th Sep 20118:15 pm 

    i have red hair, and i love it, its all natural. and funny thing is my name is raven. no joke though, i am one fietsy chick, but also have manners, but i can be just as wild and will make friends without an effort. but i can be understated too if i really want to, and i really dont care wether its a shy guy, or talkitve, as long as he has some desecey, if hes to impulsive, then i run away like a scared deer. by the way, like the name.

  10. Hannah says:
    Sun, 3rd Feb 20133:56 pm 

    I have bonde hair (Actually, has more of a yellow color then a blonde) It has this yellowy look with really light blonde on the top of my hair and a dark strawberry blonde underneath my hair because the sun bleaches my hair on top, it also has some red in it. :)

    I truly think that auburn, red, hair are good hair colors expecially when in mid 20's or somethin! :)
    People say that people with blonde hair are happy but, its not true they are usaully sad in the inside and always "Try" to look happy to others.

    All colors of hair are pretty but, my favorite is Raven black :)
    Its hard to find! Well, thanks for Reading! :D

  11. Lily says:
    Fri, 15th Feb 201312:30 pm 

    I have natural long light, fair blonde hair too.I agree with everything you have mentioned because people shouldn't just judge others by what they look like. I love my hair just the way it is. I am intelligent and hardworking.

  12. valerie says:
    Fri, 15th Feb 201312:35 pm 

    There is nothing on here if someone has black raven hair. My hair is very dark and long. I am pale too. People say the description of Snow white matches me perfectly.

  13. Lilianna says:
    Fri, 15th Feb 201312:38 pm 

    I have long silky wavy light brown hair. I have green eyes, long black eyelashes and red ruby lips. My skin is a little tanned and its a very light skin tone.

  14. Bailey Bristow says:
    Fri, 15th Feb 201312:43 pm 

    Its me your friend Bailey Bristow here. Thats a really good description of yourself. Your skin is very white. I am a fair light blonde, white skin, sparkling gem sapphire eyes, pink smooth lips.

  15. Romy says:
    Fri, 15th Mar 201310:23 pm 

    Well that was insulting. What a bitch. Don't judge people on their hair color. This women sounds soo much full of hate and really is some sort of raciest stereotype.

  16. Meg says:
    Sat, 16th Mar 201311:35 am 

    i was born red-head, then went blonde, then went brunette… best of all of them :)

  17. Lou says:
    Fri, 3rd May 20132:42 pm 

    I have been blonde, brunette, ginger, black and er green (by accident!) My sex life remained exactly the same whatever my hair colour!!

  18. rod says:
    Sun, 12th May 20139:52 pm 

    and you are just the kind of humorless, thin skinned crybaby that is ruining the world.

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