What Does Your Hair Color Say About You?

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It’s a battle of the ages. Do blondes really have more fun? Are red heads always saucy? A new study out of London has all the answers, and it seems your hair color reaches far deeper than your roots….

The truth behind those golden locks is that blondes have more going for them than simply being more fun. Those damn blondes also have higher self-esteem and are more likely to go after the things they want in life. Like your boyfriend.

Those bitches.

But don’t worry, brunettes; blondes can’t compete with you in the workplace. The study discovered that brunettes earn higher salaries on average than those blondies. Brunettes are also most likely to be wooed by the world’s richest men (cha ching!).

That is, of course, if a millionaire has never slept with a red head, because, according to the study, those fiesty ladies have the best sex lives of em all.

Which is why I’ve been dying my hair red for years.

Take that, blondes.

No Comments on "What Does Your Hair Color Say About You?"

  1. Laura says:
    Thu, 25th Sep 20083:38 pm 

    (natural) Redheads also most definitely have a hot temper, that could also have to do with the Irish roots of most redheads though.

  2. rochelle says:
    Thu, 25th Sep 20087:47 pm 

    and apparently you have issues with blondes? so negative :l

  3. leebee says:
    Fri, 26th Sep 20083:09 am 

    I have natural auburn hair (red with darker brown undertones), so I’ve got the best of all worlds!! Brunette AND Redhead… take THAT, bitches!! :P

  4. Lauren, University of Michigan says:
    Fri, 26th Sep 20088:35 am 

    It’s not that i don’t like blondes. it’s that red heads and brunettes are totally underrated!

  5. Rebecca says:
    Fri, 26th Sep 200811:19 am 

    Sure, I agree that brunettes and redheads are underrated (well, not so much brunettes anymore…they seem to be ‘in’, regarded as more intelligent, sensible and classy), but be a bit nicer to we blondes! I have naturally blonde hair, but I’m shy, intelligent and hardworking. Not really the stereotype at all. It really makes me wonder if people do see me, walking in with long light blonde hair, and judge me immediately, thinking I’ll be a bit of a ‘party girl’, a bit stupid, unreliable, outgoing and promiscuous? I think some people actually do. Oh well, I’ll prove them wrong! I love my hair colour*.

    Sorry that this post is a tad non-sequitur. It has been a loooong week with a really heavy workload.

    *I’m English.

  6. jason says:
    Sat, 27th Sep 20083:24 pm 

    i love redheads brunettes and the raven haired beauties the most blondes arent something i even bother with mostly, true blondes yes, but the women that dye there hair blonde are way worse that natural blondes. I think its the fact they think they are better than everyone else. Now what i am saying is from the experiences i have been in and around is that true redheads are fiesty ones brunettes are the shy fragile ones and those raven haired beauties are well the outspoken wild ones. Besides any man who goes for a women for there hair color isnt one you want to be with anyway. Its all in the eyes

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