Britney Spears Don’t Want No Womanizer!

Britney Spears seems to be doing much better these days.  She’s not shaving her head, she’s not drinking Frappachinos like they’re her lifeblood, and she’s allowing her trainers and managers to herd her around and turn her back into that plastic Barbie Britney we all love so well.

In an effort to show the world that Brit Brit is no longer psychotic (or completely over-worked and exhausted and taking drugs to compensate…you choose), her team has slated the release of her newest studio album, Circus, for December 2nd, her 27th birthday. Womanizer, the first single off the album, isn’t supposed to be released until November 24th, but of course the Internet got a hold of it way before then.

Take a listen and let us know what you think. Our discerning ears find it a little weak, but perhaps that extra month of “tweaking” will give it a better sound come November.

4 Comments on "Britney Spears Don’t Want No Womanizer!"

  1. Lauren, University of Michigan says:
    Fri, 26th Sep 20089:47 am 

    She has a terrible voice but I am definitely dancing right now!

  2. Alice says:
    Fri, 26th Sep 20081:16 pm 

    So they’ve airbrushed her on the cover to the point where she looks like a cartoon character, and they’ve synthesized her voice on the track to the point where she sounds like a robot.

    Basically she has a lot of money and whatever talent and business-smarts she had once upon a time seem to have gone with her hair.

  3. Sarah says:
    Sat, 27th Sep 20083:01 pm 

    I love britney! her songs are amazing to dance to and her voice is really unique and she makes things sound amazing. toxic is amazing and this song makes me want to get dressed up and go out right now hahah

  4. Rebel224Rebel says:
    Wed, 8th Oct 200810:31 pm 

    Personal philosophy: There are some lesser-used words that are truly terrific… but when you repeat them too frequently, you just sound like you like saying them. “Accoutrement”, for instance. Or “ostensible.” Or… “womanizer”. I was hopeful. But it wasn’t quite clever enough to engage me. Catchy, though I have a feeling it’d get irritating if it were any longer.

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