The Week That Gave Us All Premature Heart Attacks

September 26, 2008 Posted in Buzz

Have the last 7 days made anyone else crave a bubble bath and a good book? How about a Valium?

By CC Staff

Anyway, the world kind of imploded this week. Cheerleaders were bashed for being cheerleaders, we had flashbacks to 7th grade when our sworn enemy put a dead fish in our locker, that awkward hook-up just became the top dining hall gossip, and we seriously forgot how to actually care.

To make matters worse, we found out that men cheat on us a lot, and John McCain almost didn’t make it to tonight’s debate.

A week like this makes us want to manufacture our own boyfriend, go shopping at American Apparel, find a much younger guy to toy with, eat some candy bar brownies, and eff Jeremy Piven.

At least we learned how to survive that 8 AM class. If nothing else, we’ll be early for the end of the world.

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Matthews says:
Fri, 26th Sep 20081:38 pm

You call that a hard week, ha! Take on my usual week and you'll hope you pass out in middle of it all, ambulance pick you up to spend some time in the hospital just so you have an adequate excuse to not go to work.

My week starts at 12:30am Sun. night/Mon. morning Credit Suisse, New York City (the city that never sleeps). I need to get out 8 to 12 different presentations out before 4am, to be put on a plane, pre-approved, returned, corrected where needed, put back on a plane to be signed approved for all the 7:30am meetings. Then stick around, grab some breakfast, 'til 9am while setting up for preparations of tomorrow's presentations. 45min. ride home, 3hrs sleep, 45min. ride to 2nd FT job. I have a little more than 4 hours to produce 5 reciept presentations of 150 to 200 books on average each. Packed and ready for pickup by Fedex for next day early morning delivery. 15min. break to eat dinner. another 7 presentations for local morning delivery to all the top investment banking firms for potential investment possibilities. Finally, 12am. Jump on the train and head back to my first job to punch in at 12:30am.

Now, just pray you don't have to work OT or any of your materials and resources comes up short or late; then you're effed!

Maige Underscoring Matthews

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