They Can Stuff Our Ballot Box….The Hottest Guys in Congress

September 26, 2008     Posted in HaHa, Other Stories

congress.jpgEverywhere you go people are talking politics.

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Who ya gonna vote for?

What is his stance on foreign policy?

Will there be a debate?

Is he qualified?

Can we survive 4 more years with Repubs running this country?

Can the Dems handle this crisis?!

It is time to stop with the party bickering and focus on bringing the government and this country back together. It is time to unify. And nothing unifies people more than good looking men.

So, since you’re gonna be exposed to all these government dudes anyways (they are deciding our financial future as we speak, and are all over the news), you might as well look at the hotties.

(Editor’s Note: We attempted to find some seriously good looking guys in Congress, but that proved difficult. Seriously…most of them are so oldWe’re bringing you the best of the bunch. You know, guys we wouldn’t drool over on a normal day…but they have power! And they wear suits!)

These dudes make me want to move to Capital Hill. Some even may make me consider switching parties not totally hating the other party. Click on each picture to get the full story.

gene-talor.jpganthony-weiner.jpgjohn-sarbanes.jpgpatrick-murpy.jpg

adam-putnam.jpgmark-kirk.jpgkenrick-meek.jpgtim-ryan.jpg

rick-renzi.jpgjerry-weller.jpgpaul-ryan.jpgheath-shuler.JPG

ron-kind.jpgbrad-ellsworth.jpgtom-feeney.jpgjeff-flake.jpeg

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5 Comments on "They Can Stuff Our Ballot Box….The Hottest Guys in Congress"
  1. Laura says:
    Fri, 26th Sep 200810:58 am 

    Wow, I have no desire to click on any of those pictures. Makes me wonder what kind of crap you had to wade through to even come up with people for the article. scary stuff.

  2. J - NYU says:
    Fri, 26th Sep 200811:02 am 

    We're not gonna lie…this article was a blow to our libido.

    But like Tim Gun says, we had to make it work!

  3. ela says:
    Fri, 26th Sep 200811:24 am 

    i wouldn't even touch em with YOUR dick

  4. snarktastic says:
    Fri, 26th Sep 200812:25 pm 

    how about connie mack? http://mack.house.gov/index.cfm?FuseAction=Files….

    it's not just that they're pretty, it's all that power they yield. mmm.

  5. Stephanie says:
    Fri, 26th Sep 20088:55 pm 

    Wtf were you smokin when you wrote this article and/or found these pictures?

    There's like one guy that may me attractive..at the right angle..if you squint.

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