College Candy

Okay, well, they’re the hottest for now, since we all know how quickly things can change. If I had to make this list a couple of years ago, Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillipe (ohhh, RP, how I lust after you) would have been on for sure. And if I wrote this a few weeks ago, Drew Barrymore and the dude from the Apple commercials would definitely be in the top 5.

Let’s just hope none of these couples break up before the end of the day.

Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens

Say it with me, “Awwwww.” She’s pretty; he may be prettier. Will they last? Does it matter? Zanessa or Zacquesha and their seemingly sweet relationship are hot enough for the photogs to care what they’re doing now — even if you find Zac and his hetero meter a little…uh…questionable.

Nicole Richie and Joel Madden

The ever stylish one and the rocker – I completely wrote these two off from the moment they announced their relationship, but I eat my words. Especially after seeing the cuteness of their baby, Harlow. Their hotness naturally stems from the fact that they are a rockstar Hollywood couple, but also because their relationship allowed Richie to get herself healthy again (remember those emaciated pictures of her not so long ago?) and I love, love, love them together for that. I hope that they last a long, long time.

Posh and Becks

The fashion-y Spice Girl and the beautiful Footballer. A decade and three kids later, they are still going strong despite rumors of his infidelity and plenty of media scrutiny. I’d like to strap Posh down and feed her, but even her emaciated frame can’t keep me from being totally in love with this couple. Especially after their 2007 W Magazine photo shoot. Hot damn.

Sting and Trudie Styler

I know, I know – he’s pretty old. But these two have lasted a long time and God, don’t you want to do all sorts of yoga with Sting? You know it’s true no matter what he says; he just doesn’t want to drive me insane from such a distance. I can’t believe how hot he is at 57. It doesn’t matter who he has on his arm; he is just that hot.

(Note: Sorry – this turned into ‘Melissa is revealing all sorts of crazy to us in thinking that old man Sting is hot’, but whatever; I still think their longevity is pretty hot too.)

Brad and Angelina

I can’t make this list without including Brangelina because there’s some unwritten gossip law that says that we must worship them and their do-gooding philanthropist child rearing ways. Personally, I don’t like ‘em and won’t use their vomitable moniker but they DO make gorgeous babies.

Do you think I missed anyone? More importantly, do you think that I’m totally crazy for all of my Sting love?