Bristol Palin Hearts JCPenny?

September 29, 2008 - 3:30 pm By Mandy - Hofstra

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Breaking: We think we may have found the gift registry of Bristol Palin and her baby daddy.

As strange and funny as it is, we are seriously hoping this isn’t real. When your mom puts a tanning bed in the Governor’s Mansion, is it really crazy to assume you’d be registered at Pottery Barn Kids instead of JCPenny?

Not to mention the fact that this registry looks like it’s more for Bristol and Levi than it is for a baby. We can’t begin to fathom what a newborn would do with a Tin Can Alley Shooting Gallery.

Take a look at the probably fake but incredibly hil-arious registry HERE.

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7 Comments on "Bristol Palin Hearts JCPenny?"

  1. snarktastic says:
    Mon, 29th Sep 20083:52 pm 

    you call this breaking when the market is about to come to a collapse? yeesh.

  2. snarktastic says:
    Mon, 29th Sep 20083:53 pm 

    whoops typo… i realize collapse can be a verb. my bad.

  3. Lauren, University of Michigan says:
    Mon, 29th Sep 20084:06 pm 

    snarky, we are just goin for a little comic relief. If you want to wallow in the status of your empty bank account, go visit CNN.

  4. Laura says:
    Mon, 29th Sep 20085:06 pm 

    Your comic relief always involves a Republican. Try something new for a change…it wouldn’t hurt

  5. snarktastic says:
    Mon, 29th Sep 20085:39 pm 

    your comic relief is in dire need of repair.

    also, what makes you think you can call me snarky?! that’s reserved for the special people in my life, hmph.

  6. Melissa says:
    Mon, 29th Sep 20087:15 pm 

    As far as the stuff, the actual link says wedding registry, so I guess its supposed to be for Bristol and Levi and not so much their kid.

    So does this mean the wedding is November 4th?

    Looks that way to me.

    Oh, and you people seriously need to lighten up. Do you come to this site to be depressed about the economic woes? That’s what MSNBC and CNN are for…

  7. Stephanie says:
    Mon, 29th Sep 20088:57 pm 

    Of course comic relief where the Democrats get the shitty end of the stick is more in your court eh snarktastic?

    Get that McCain-Palin support sign out of your ass and lighten up.

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