Victoria Beckham Doesn’t Need Your Stinkin’ Heels

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I think it’s pretty safe to say that nothing looks hotter on a woman than a sexy pair of boots. It’s also safe to say that nothing makes your feet burn/ache/make you want to cry more than a sexy pair of boots. Which is why we have flats, thankyouverymuch.

So, can we talk for a moment about Victoria Beckham’s most recent sexy boot purchase? As if they couldn’t get even more uncomfortable, Posh went and had a pair of boots especially designed for her…without a heel.

How does she walk? Why would anyone want a pair of shoes with no heel? Does the lack of heel make her look hotter? And beyond the whole heel sitch, don’t these things look more like latex pants than a pair of boots?

Silly me; I thought the only woman who could walk around on her tip toes all day was Barbie and her permanently molded-for-high-heels feet. I should have known that if anyone would be a real-life Barbie, it would be Posh Spice.

So, what do you think? Love em? Hate em? Just don’t quite understand em?

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8 Comments on "Victoria Beckham Doesn’t Need Your Stinkin’ Heels"

  1. eliz says:
    Mon, 29th Sep 20083:57 pm 

    After only seeing this picture the first thing I could think about was the shape or Barbie’s feet. Ha, glad you picked up on that, too.

  2. Bri says:
    Mon, 29th Sep 20084:19 pm 

    I think she’s wearing latex leggings and the shoes are ankle booties…

  3. ela says:
    Mon, 29th Sep 20085:11 pm 

    i bet she’s just trying to say (with her eyes…tyra) that she’s so freaking skinny and light that she can walk with no heels.

  4. bunny says:
    Mon, 29th Sep 20088:53 pm 

    have you not seen the other japanese shoes like this with no heel? They’re crazy, but i still really want a pair.

    xox

  5. Brittney says:
    Wed, 1st Oct 20083:03 am 

    I actually drew a girl like this once with boots with no heels. I think it’s a pretty “futuristic” design.

  6. Kelly M. says:
    Wed, 1st Oct 200810:27 am 

    Absolutely hideous. No wonder she’s holding onto her hubby for dear life…she can’t walk.

  7. Casey says:
    Fri, 10th Oct 20087:08 pm 

    This is why I like fashion so much. It’s about pushing limits and making things that no one’s ever seen before. Yeah, these aren’t very practical, but it’s not like she’s walking to the market in them [though I don't know...it is Victoria we're talking about here.]

  8. Alison V. G. says:
    Thu, 16th Oct 20084:14 am 

    Ive always said that there isnt a pair of heels I cant walk in, and Im dying to try these on! I dont want to own them because Im quite sure I would wear them once and then never again just like victoria will, and what a coincidence, my name is victoria as well.

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