The Hotties of Rosh Hashanah

September 30, 2008     Posted in Buzz, HaHa

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Today is the first full day of Rosh Hashanah, which means that I just spent 4 hours thanking God for everything he has given me in the past year (followed, of course, by a large and delicious meal). While in synogogue, I thanked the Big Guy upstairs for my family, my friends, my education and the fact that my money is still safe in a bank somewhere.

I also thanked him for my wonderful job, my great hair and the awesome deal I got on that green pashmina I wore to services.

I thought I covered it all until I got home and realized I left a major “Thank You, GOD” out: a hearty thank you for all the super hot Jews in Hollywood. And for the DVR that allows me to record them, the iPod that allows me to hear them and the vivid dreams that allow me to…er…interact with them.

It doesn’t matter if you are Jewish, Christian, Hindu, or Agnostic; I think we all owe someone a giant thank you for these boys. (Click on the pic for more delicious pics!)

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14 Comments on "The Hotties of Rosh Hashanah"
  1. J - NYU says:
    Tue, 30th Sep 200812:09 pm 

    Does Jeremy Piven know we are his official fan site now? We're so Pro-P he should PAY us.

    Or like, send us naked pictures…

  2. Kathryn S says:
    Tue, 30th Sep 200812:47 pm 

    Maybe he can donate his body to CC… you know, and one lucky reader can have her way with him?

  3. Kat says:
    Tue, 30th Sep 20081:12 pm 

    wow adam levine…he is the hottness

  4. melanie says:
    Tue, 30th Sep 20083:08 pm 

    i second the naked picture motion.

    petition anyone?? lool

  5. Sara C - Fordham says:
    Tue, 30th Sep 20083:28 pm 

    AMEN to Jeremy Piven. AMEN.

  6. Sophie says:
    Tue, 30th Sep 20083:44 pm 

    BEST mix of guys ever! Adam Levine!? J.P.!? Ah, I am bookmarking THIS!

  7. Lauren, University o says:
    Tue, 30th Sep 20085:31 pm 

    Yeah we jews can sure produce some serious hotties. I am gonna think of this as i sit through another 4 hours of prayer tomorrow morning.

  8. Emma says:
    Tue, 30th Sep 20085:31 pm 

    Harrison Ford is only half Jewish and Daniel Radcliffe isn't. I know I'm not the only gal who saw his uncircumcised magic wand in the naked Equus pics.

  9. J - NYU says:
    Tue, 30th Sep 20085:42 pm 

    Oh man…even if Radcliffe isn't Jewish, putting him on here just for Emma's comment was worth it.

  10. Lauren, University o says:
    Wed, 1st Oct 20083:30 am 

    Daniel Radcliffe's mom is jewish, and even Halfies are something worth celebrating.

  11. Sassy says:
    Wed, 1st Oct 20081:29 pm 

    His mom is jewish so according to jewish law he is a jew. even if he converted, even if he wasn't religious, jewish law says he is a jew.

  12. Katherine says:
    Fri, 3rd Oct 20087:46 am 

    joseph gordon levitt… mmmMMMMmmm..

  13. Mike says:
    Sun, 16th Nov 200812:23 am 

    The naked Equus pictures were obviously photoshopped. People who actually saw Radcliffe on stage say he is indeed circumcized.

  14. dee says:
    Wed, 14th Sep 20116:36 pm 

    Zac Efron's paternal grandfather was Jewish. His other grandparents were not Jewish.

    Zac does look like Logan Lerman, who is 100% Jewish.

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