I went out with a guy once. On our first date we went to dinner, and things were going so well that when he took me home I invited him in.
At which point he asked me if he could borrow a book while he “dealt with all the dairy” he had just eaten.
True story. And it ended right there; I never called him again.
I have no problem with talking about farts and poop, but I do have a problem doing so on date #1. I just don’t understand why guys feel the need to bring up the bowels when we haven’t even locked lips yet. And then there is the whole double standard; why can he fart in the car and lock the windows but I can’t even mention the fact that I poop without him cringing and curling up in the fetal position?
I asked my guy friends to break it all down for me – apparently farting is a sign of endearment. Read on…
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nikki says:
Sun, 12th Oct 20081:55 am
that was f’ing awesome!! and true…
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