Sarah Palin Porn (Well, Kinda)

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So, we were looking around the internet this morning and we found this (not that we were looking for adult gigs in San Francisco…).

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We can’t help but wonder:

1. Do we look enough like Sarah Palin to get this $3,000?!

2. What the movie is going to be called. Drill Baby Drill?

3. What the script is gonna be like: “Wanna see my Bush doctrine, baby?”

4. Why they decided against any sort of “back door” action.

5. If there will be a giant moose head on the wall over her bed.

6. When the movie is gonna come out so we can have a viewing party at our house. Is that so wrong?

We may be more excited for this than for the VP debate tonight. Mostly because we wanna see what Sarah Palin looks like when she lets her hair down (literally and figuratively).

5 Comments on "Sarah Palin Porn (Well, Kinda)"

  1. Stephanie says:
    Thu, 2nd Oct 20082:40 pm 

    AHAHAHAHA. LMAO!

  2. found her says:
    Sat, 18th Oct 20084:14 pm 

    found some free clips for the curious:

    http://blog.porn-oh.com

  3. JLMarko says:
    Fri, 24th Oct 20088:19 pm 

    You can just read the of the movie here is you want.

  4. JLMarko says:
    Fri, 24th Oct 20088:20 pm 

    You can just read the script of the movie here is you want.

  5. Antonella says:
    Wed, 21st Oct 20095:06 pm 

    WOW… nice baby :)
    I’ve found Sarah Palin Sex Tape ‘09 for FREE

    > > > http://sarahpalin-nude.blogspot.com

    good quality…

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