
If you watched the VP debate last night you heard a lot about Sarah Palin’s BFF, Joe Six Pack. But who is he? What does he like? What does he do?
We don’t know Joe Six Pack personally (though we have hooked up with his cousin, Mark Quarter Barrel…who could not keep it up), but we imagine he’d be something like this:
Description:
5′11, brown hair, brown eyes, some sort of facial hair, big hands and a tattoo of some sort (possibly his kids’ initials) on his upper arm. No actual six pack to be seen behind the slight beer belly hanging over the top of his ill-fitting denim.
Likes:
Beer (most likely Natty Ice and PBR), Nascar, cars with big engines, girls with big boobs, Sundays spent watching football, red meat, keg stands, tobacco, lawn chairs, American flag apparel, Levi’s, the missionary position, pepperoni pizza, boys’ weekends full of beer and conversations about women with big boobs, the Bible, those giant turkey leg things you get at the fair, classic rock, leather vests and “that hot lady who is always with John McCain.”
Dislikes:
Books, politics, vegetables, flowers, people who don’t approve of burping/farting in public, organic anything, beverages that are non alcoholic, women’s sports, and feminists.
How to woo him:
Beer, boobs and talk of WWE. That is, of course, if you have any interest in wooing him.
But why wouldn’t you?



AJ says:
Fri, 3rd Oct 20085:20 pm
Haha, I was so wondering who he was too. I wanted to know if it was six pack abs…or six pack PBR. I’m guessing the latter.
Robskys says:
Sun, 5th Oct 20089:47 am
That was amazing. I’ve hooked up with Joe Six Pack. Why? Bad judgment. Don’t do it!
McMike says:
Tue, 7th Oct 20084:22 pm
Does Joe 6-Pack like dem Japaneese cars?
jumper says:
Wed, 8th Oct 20081:07 am
he also likes shooting things, both stationary or moving, as long as there are guns involved
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