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The Pissed List: Adnan Ghalib, Congress and Those Dudes Who Block the Bar
October 5, 2008 Posted in HaHa, Other Stories
I like to think of myself as a pretty easy going gal, and try not to sweat the small stuff. But sometimes (ok, maybe slightly more often) the general cluelessness, carelessness and overall stupididty of some things and or/people really gets to me. I find that venting is the most efficient way to rid myself of the stress that idiots, wrong meal orders, lack of cell phone ettiquette and cheese flavored products (that don’t even contain any freaking cheese!) induce.
So, in an attempt to avoid an ulcer or an unfortuante road rage incident I vent to you, dear reader. Please feel free to join in and comment about anything–really, anything–that pissed. you. off. this week. Did your roommate leave dirty dishes all over your kitchen? Did your 8 am professor ‘forget’ to tell you class was cancelled? Did some girl on her cell with bad high-lights and tacky bumper stickers that say “angel” and other clever things cut you off today? Let it all hang out. I feel you.
Adnan Ghalib.
For many, oh so many, reasons (landing strip facial hair being high on the list). This week, instead of painstakingly choosing one slimy aspect to hate about him, the pappara**hole made my life pretty easy. Listen Addy, poor Brit is finally getting back on her feet (and she’s wearing shoes!) It’s more than coincidence that her HOT new song dropped and you magically happen to have a sex tape starring you (ew) and her. Do us all a favor and stop trying to ride the coat-tails of a woman you drove insane.
Word Association.
In Thursday night’s VP debate, Joe Biden clearly came out on top , but Sarah Palin apparently impressed, as her and MCCain’s rating jumped by 33%. I find this odd, considering Palin added a disclaimer before every response she gave, in addition to manipulating the word “rape” so that American’s would subliminally associate it with her opponent. Huh, it’s weird that she’d try to bring up the topic of rape considering her–ahem– controversial opinions about it (just the usual, rape victims should have to pay and use their insurance for rape kits, impregnated victims shouldn’t have the option to abort…you know, every day stuff.)
Premature Holiday Excitement.
Namely, over Halloween. My inbox is full of spam from seasonal costume stores, Walmart looks like The Nightmare Before Christmas vomited all over it, everything in my life smells like pumpkins and cinnamon (okay, so that’s not too bad), and if I see one more decorative bowl full of candy corn I am becoming a Jehovah’s Witness so that I don’t have to celebrate Halloween…which is still 27 days away. Unfortunately, Michelle Allen–otherwise known as the drunken cow-woman– didn’t get the memo about CC’s position on costumes.
Sean “Puffy” Combs.
Because I give up on memorizing his f*cking ridiculous amount of variations on the word “Daddy.” And because of this. And this. Seriously Didster, if you want to use your celebrity in a public forum to voice your opinions on politics, please contribute something relevant, substantial, or at least partially intelligent.
Congress.
Always an easy target, they really upped the ante this week by putzing around, stalling the passing of a plan that has the potential to keep our economy from going to hell in a handbasket. Particularly those members running for re-election who didn’t pass it because they wanted to play it safe…oh incumbents. Call it a bailout — or, as those who speak Bush say, “rescue plan” (this is our economy we’re talking about, not the latest mission for the freaking Power Rangers)–but it finally did pass on Friday. Unfortunately, it didn’t come soon enough to quell suicide attempts, and probably won’t do anything to resolve the situation foreclosed homeowners find themselves in.
Bar Blocking Idlers.
They clump in large, usually (but not necessarily) Fratty groups, high fiving each other, splicing their profanity with “Dude!”s, and being a general annoyance. This wouldn’t be such a problem if they were not DIRECTLY BLOCKING my path to the bar. Additionally, they all have frosty drinks in hand–drinks that should be in MY hand–to serve as a reminder that I will not be visiting my dear friend the bartender anytime soon. Not to be confused with those creepy guys who lurk by the bar waiting to buy you drinks–lecherous as they are, at least they support my cause…getting sh*tfaced.
Speaking of drinking, I do believe that Happy Hour just may be the best way to soothe my nerves post-rant. But don’t worry, the amount of things that piss me off is infinite, and you can count on a brand new tirade each Sunday. So let’s have it: what realllly pissed you off this week?
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J - NYU says:
Sun, 5th Oct 20081:30 pm
That crazy guy who screamed FUCK at the top of his lungs in my face. At 8:30 AM.
That pretty much pissed me off.
golf with kittens says:
Sun, 5th Oct 20081:58 pm
My IUD pissed me off. Why didn't anyone tell me that it would hurt more than anything I've ever experienced, including breaking my ankle? And it continues to piss me off (and hurt) even as I type. "You may experience some cramping" my ass.
Alex says:
Sun, 5th Oct 20084:03 pm
These STUPID girls in the library insist on making the library a loud obnoxious social hour, disturbing the rest of us who would like to finish their homework!
seriously, go outside, go somewhere else, this is not a SORORITY HOUSE!
and with that in mind, their attire pisses me off too. WHO DRESSES UP TO GO TO THE LIBRARY?!!??!?! Minidresses and Uggs….REALLY? And then the rest of them are in football jerseys when I'm fairly sure that none of them have ever actually *seen* a football, much less know what the game is about.
Emily says:
Sun, 5th Oct 20084:15 pm
Stupid freshman who get assigned to work with an upperclassman on a project and don't seem to understand that this is a LARGE portion of our grade…so they don't care! Oh yea…then one of them decides to go home before class (where we are working on our project) and NOT TELL ANYONE!
And stupid whores…not so much a fan.
Katie says:
Sun, 5th Oct 20086:11 pm
Bitchiness- Some girl with an overly fake tanned face said i was the ugly one of my family to my face
Stupidity- Everyone in my year gets confused if i use a word containing more than 5 letters
Sarah Palin- A cheap Gimmick who people were impressed by because she remembered all her lines during the debate
Lauren, University of Michigan says:
Sun, 5th Oct 20087:18 pm
Your IUD broke your ankle? I love mine! I have had no problems with it so far!
Olivia says:
Sun, 5th Oct 20085:31 pm
Teachers who assign completly pointless busy work for homework that they know is a joke but give anyway. That really pisses me off!
Gina says:
Sun, 5th Oct 20087:23 pm
Hey, that cow lady is from my city. Go Dayton.
My mother. She doesn’t understand the bailout thing, but has decided that Obama is a total slimebag because he supports it, and is now completely disenchanted about the election. If you don’t like it, fine, but at least be informed about what you’re pissed about.
beth says:
Sun, 5th Oct 20087:31 pm
the fact that I actually made an effort to get off my lazy ass and go to the gym for the first time since April… and now I’m sore as hell ALL OVER!
beth says:
Sun, 5th Oct 20087:32 pm
the fact that I actually made an effort to get off my lazy ass and go to the gym for the first time since April… and now I’m sore as hell ALL OVER! Why should I be punished for trying to be healthy??
golf with kittens says:
Sun, 5th Oct 20087:37 pm
My IUD hurts more than breaking my ankle hurt. As in pain down my legs, in my back, in most of my female parts in general. (Yes, even my boobs hurt.)
ajo says:
Sun, 5th Oct 20086:00 pm
suspended license. overdrawn bank account. diagnosed with penumonia. saw the boy i like hooking with with my best friend. awful.
Sarah says:
Sun, 5th Oct 20086:16 pm
Stupid friends getting back together with their ex's even though they're just going to face the same problems again.
Jess T. - Columbia U says:
Sun, 5th Oct 20086:26 pm
Overdraft fees because my landlord is a douche, my football team (the Chargers) looking like total idiots on the field, feeling like I work my arse off and still struggle with money all the time.
christo says:
Sun, 5th Oct 20086:27 pm
i got a piece of shit underage while holding an unopened beer. not only was it unopened, but it was my first beer. so i was sober as FUCK.
molly says:
Sun, 5th Oct 20086:42 pm
lost to the MIfuckingAMI DOLPHINS none the less….
Belle says:
Sun, 5th Oct 20088:37 pm
That many Americans would rather the president be "just like them" than capable and knowledgeable. As Jon Stewart said "If you don't actually think you're better than us, then what the FUCK do you think you're doing [running for president]… In fact, not only do I want an elite president, but I want someone who is embarrassingly superior to me. I want somebody who speaks 16 languages…" Why people rally behind a woman who knows only 30% of the policy and history of a country she claims to want to run, simply because she too has a kitchen table, goes a-huntin' and prefers to avoid all things intellectual infuriates me.
And the fact that men are more into timing than actual compatibility when it comes to relationships: http://dating.personals.yahoo.com/singles/relatio…
molly says:
Sun, 5th Oct 200811:41 pm
JESS!!
The chargers made me feel ashamed today, they played like little girls. And I was all bedazzled in my gear, drinking my hangover tea out of my chargers mug. Then my guy friends laughed in my face when we lost. PISS.
And touche to the girls chatting loudly in the library. uggh!
Kaileigh says:
Mon, 6th Oct 20084:14 am
Inconsiderate people on the bus!
Oh I'm sorry angry black youth, I didn't realize you paid for the bus twice. After all, you must have paid twice, why else would you think it's acceptable to take over two seats. So by all means, please take up both seats, it's much more important that you are able to sprawl out and spread your legs as wide as possible than allow another person on the overcrowded bus to sit down. This goes for you too, angry woman who just got off work. You're right, your cheap wal mart purse is much more entitled to the seat next to you than another person. Please, do not make any attempts to pick it up and place it on your lap. Let those people fall all over the place, as long as your purse has a place to rest, life can remain calm.
And please, don't anyone get up and offer your seat to the 76 year old woman with arthritis and five groceries bags. You're 17, life is hard, and by all means you earned that seat! If she wanted to sit down, well she should have gotten on the bus sooner, right?
Also, everyone please continue to talk loudly on your cell phones on the bus. I really want to hear every tiny detail of your menstrual cycle, sex life, and your best friends pregnancy. These topics all interest me greatly, thank you for sharing.
Gina says:
Mon, 6th Oct 20085:42 am
Stupid ass boys. Be your own man! I got so much crap from my family for dating a white guy, but no one worked it out in their heads that I only know like, three black guys my age that act right. And one of them is gay. I know it's hard to grow up in our rough-and-tumble society, but please stop defaulting to what BET says a black guy should act/be like. To the ones that have sense, thank you. I'm sorry that you get a bad rap from your idiot peers, but stay strong. And please, move to my town and resotre my faith in our ethnicity.
jes says:
Tue, 7th Oct 200810:27 am
The asshole referees who made aweful calls last night, and the terrible kicker for the Saints!
We should not have lost that game in the last minute!?! Ugh.
Oh, and the fact that I only got 2 hours of sleep this morning…
Emily says:
Wed, 8th Oct 20084:56 am
Stupid bitches who feel that they HAVE to text MY BOYFRIEND at midnight! I'm sorry…there is NOTHING so important that she couldn't have waited until today.
Bamf says:
Wed, 8th Oct 20082:52 pm
The fact that some stupid irresponsiable girl comes over to my apartment (boyfriends as well, they’re friends), gets too drunk, tries to fuck one of my guy friends when she knows he has a girlfriend, breaks a glass of ours (then doesn’t replace it when she says she will), tries to drive home (which i was fine with…), then tries to kiss my ass for the remaining period of the night, stays the night, and then blames all of her problems on someone else! This bitch is older than me and is acting like she is 14 years old! THEN she wont leave my boyfriend alone, calls all the time to have him come pick her drunk ass up from a bar that she drove herself to, and blames her friends for drinking too much. Then tries to bribe my boyfriend into going to a bar with her if she buys all of his drinks! This cunt has met me before, knows that I’m serious with my boyfriend, and still proceeds to be coming on too strong! Wont back the fuck off of him and says things to him like “will the little lady let you out to play?” WTF? If she steps foot in my house again, she’ll get knocked the fuck out cold! Stupid bitches needs to grow the fuck up!!!!!
O and girls who have no respect for themselves, but expect you to respect them. They sleep around, start drama when they drink, lie about serious shit (being rapped, kidnapped, etc). Then the ones that were rapped, use that as an excuse to be a bitch to everyone and try to have people feel sorry for them when they have no respect for anyones property, space, home, animals, or them. Sorry if that sounds cold hearted, but I’m sick of everyone trying to get everyone else to feel sorry for them becuase of what they went through. GET OVER IT, SHIT HAPPENS, LEARN FROM IT, MOVE ON, BE HAPPY YOU’RE ALIVE, and GET HELP IF YOU NEED IT!
AND, people who mooch money off of other people! I have a friend who wanted me to buy her drinks before our fashion show, and I told her, “no, the $50 I have on me is food money for my dog”. But she told me that her boyfriend would pay me back (for both of our drinks). So I agree, cuz he was going to be there for the show. Its been almost 2 weeks now, and I haven’t seen my money!!!!! Everytime I ask her about it, she tells me how hard her life is and how much she’s dealing with…i just want to say to her…”yea, and? You’re in MY debt with MY money, so get it for me. Everyone is dealing with bull shit, mine is dealing with you.” UGH, and my question is, why would you say “hey, i’ll pay you back” when you’re really not going to? Don’t get drinks if YOU can’t afford it!
O and yes, I agree with Alex, they don’t understand that they don’t need to be annoying little girls who Can’t Understand Normal Thinking. UGH, I hate girls!!!!!!!!! Well, atleast girls that we’re all talking about.
O and people who STEAL from peoples bags and purses….