Help Bubba Get A Sex Change (Note: This Is REAL)

October 6, 2008     Posted in Buzz, HaHa

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Do you know who Bubba is? You don‘t?! Obviously, you have no heart.

Bubba is a cat who grew up on the mean streets of Chicago, spending the first few months of his young life all by his lonesome. After finally being adopted by a nice couple, Bubba was still unable to “flourish.” He was shy all the time, hated visitors, and was just generally one unhappy cat.

Bubba’s owners knew they had to do something, so they called up a pet psychic. They paid someone to tell them the inner thoughts of their cat. And you know what that psychic individual told them? The reason for Bubba’s unhappiness was an inner emotional struggle…that’s right…Bubba was a transgendered cat.

Even though Bubba was a boy, the pet psychic told his owners that Bubba identified as a female. Immediately, the owners jumped into action. They went about “accepting” Bubba’s feelings, and put up a website asking anyone who stumbled upon it to donate money for Bubba’s sex change operation.

How can anyone say no to such a realistic and heartfelt request? How could we possibly ignore the brave plight of Bubba the transgendered cat? The answer is that we can’t. So donate today. Bubba needs us, people.

8 Comments on "Help Bubba Get A Sex Change (Note: This Is REAL)"
  1. Allison says:
    Mon, 6th Oct 200810:46 am 

    I wonder if this constitutes some form of animal cruelty.

  2. Cookie says:
    Mon, 6th Oct 200811:20 am 

    Oh. Em. Gee.

    There really are no words to describe one’s reaction to this.

  3. Brittney says:
    Mon, 6th Oct 200812:16 pm 

    What the fuck? I checked what this was tagged under… expecting “haha” but this is buzzworthy?

    I can’t explain my feelings on this.

  4. J - NYU says:
    Mon, 6th Oct 200812:17 pm 

    It would only be “Haha” if this was fake, but someone really IS that stupid.

    …or a really good con.

  5. Natalie says:
    Tue, 7th Oct 20081:33 am 

    I’m a 21 year old transgirl and this is just a tiny bit offensive. I don’t know if I have more problems with the “ha ha” tone of the topic of transgenderism, or the idea that someone is asking for donations for their cat’s surgery. Surgery is expensive and I could use some donations myself…but obviously, the cat’s needs are more important.

  6. lisa says:
    Sun, 12th Oct 20081:52 pm 

    Bubba’s owner added new pages to the site. It does sound very real. There is even a page where the owner addresses readers comments and defends the gay/transgendered population.

    Other than getting an animal fixed, is there such a thing as a sex change?

  7. lisa says:
    Sun, 12th Oct 20081:53 pm 

    Bubba’s owner added new pages to the site. It does sound very real. There is even a page where the owner addresses readers comments and defends the gay/transgendered population.

    Other than getting an animal fixed, is there such a thing as a sex change for cats?

  8. munkey says:
    Sun, 12th Oct 20083:03 pm 

    PLEASE TELL ME THE POSTER OF THIS SITE IS SERIOUSLY TRYING TO FOIST OFF THE TRANSGENDER KITTY AS REAL. THERE’S NO SUCH THING AS SEXUAL REASSIGNMENT SURGERY FOR CATS. IF YOU BELIEVE THIS OR ARE OFFENDED BY IT, THEN THE LIFE GUARD WILL BE ASKING YOU TO LEAVE THE GENE POOL. FURTHER, FOR HATERS AND DETRACTORS: GET OVER YOURSELVES, IT’S A GODDAMN CAT AND IT’S A JOKE, TASTELESS, BUT ON THE SCALE OF OFFENSIVENESS, NOT NEARLY AS DANGEROUS AS, SAY, OVERLY SENSITIVE GAY PEOPLE. EVERYONE, DO YOURSELVES A FAVOR AND STOP CLICKING ON OR BEING INTERESTED IN THIS SITE. IT’S ONLY MAKING THE WEB CREATOR MONEY. Now I can stop shouting at you.

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