Robert Downy Jr. Enjoyed Himself All. The. TIME

280066755.jpgWhether he’s spent half of his career in the slammer or not, Robert Downy Jr. has always been a favorite with the ladies.  Those lips, those puppy dog eyes…those freaking biceps in Iron Man, RDJ is pure middle-aged fantasy material if I’ve ever seen it.

Speaking of fantasies, RDJ just admitted to Now Magazine that he used to be a compulsive masturbator!  Which is really pretty strange!  [Our exclamation points are because we don't know how to process this information!]

I was a compulsive, serial masturbator, but it was the best thing I could have been. I utilized that organ and rode it for everything it was worth.” 

Hmm.   Awkward.  Downy goes on to say this:

[masturbating] no longer a motivating factor for me. My union with [my wife] is sacred. Almost always, guys want to get laid. They have a girlfriend, they want to f*ck her friend. But I’m not that guy.”

Good to know that he don’t want to eff his wife’s friends.  Also good to know that he believes marriage is sacred.  Weird to know that he used to tug it all the time.

Some people enjoy sharing, I guess.

2 Comments on "Robert Downy Jr. Enjoyed Himself All. The. TIME"

  1. Darcy says:
    Mon, 6th Oct 20087:15 pm 

    That’s a great picture of him :) I’m going to go ahead and ignore the information you have just provided, it’s a little disturbing

  2. Alice says:
    Mon, 24th Aug 20092:11 am 

    Love the picture, very sexy.

    doesn’t seem all THAT weird to me. I mean, getting off is funn… why not. :p

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