Comments on: Size Doesn’t Matter, But Measure Anyway!

By: Thomas Rueberger

Thomas Rueberger — Sat, 07 Feb 2009 00:21:34 +0000

‘Say you get some piece of hotness in the sack, you put this sucker on him, and you discover that he’s packing ten inches of pure, cervix-pounding fury. You would perhaps have a bit of advance warning, so you could avoid letting him get your ankles over his shoulders– stick to, you know, less intense positions.”

If you cant tell the difference between average and “ten inches of cervix pounding fury”, you are a moron. This is like not being able to tell which is bigger a Cadillac Escalade or a Volkswagen Beetle.

You cannot be a woman. No woman would ever talk about a penis in terms of “cervix pounding fury” at all and you sound more like a male nerd on the net who thinks he is witty.

Seriously? Cervix pounding fury?

They wouldnt even print that on a Porno cover.

By: mariah

mariah — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 12:50:01 +0000

Haha these look great..but can go both ways, could be a downer for some small guys to actually know how small they are, or an upper for some guys to know how big they are…anyways great idea:)

By: Elise

Elise — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 03:08:51 +0000

Not to mention how nicely this would work the OTHER way.

Say you get some piece of hotness in the sack, you put this sucker on him, and you discover that he’s packing ten inches of pure, cervix-pounding fury. You would perhaps have a bit of advance warning, so you could avoid letting him get your ankles over his shoulders– stick to, you know, less intense positions.

Presto! No more walking funny because your uterus is bruised!

By: Star

Star — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 04:22:59 +0000

That’s gotta be great for a guy’s self-esteem. “Wow, this condom says you’re smaller than my previous boyfriends” lol

By: Ming

Ming — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 00:32:25 +0000

amazing, i really need to get some of those xD