Obesity Surgery Via Your Vagina?!

doctor_fink_for_print_300dpi.jpgWe’ve all heard of the crazy lengths that people go to for weight loss: diet sunglasses that tint everything blue and supposedly make food less appealing, torturous diets that consist of only cabbage soup, and my personal favorite: slimming soap. Because washing away your fat is just so much easier than just eating healthy and exercising.

Well, now researchers at UC San Diego have performed the first U.S. gastrectomy, a procedure where 80 percent of the stomach is removed, through an area that should never have anything other than a baby coming out of it.

Yup, that’s right, they removed a chunk of stomach through a woman’s vagina.

All in the name of weight loss.

I was baffled after reading this and had to find out details… Apparently, the procedure is very promising for the future of obesity surgery. According to the article, “This new ‘natural orifice’ technique may be an attractive alternative for the 200,000 U.S. patients who undergo surgery for the treatment of obesity each year.”

I’m sorry, but I think I’ll keep my ‘natural orifice’ off limits as an exit route for parts of my insides. But maybe that’s just me. The article goes on to note some positives about the procedure for those who have specific complications that would prevent them from getting the surgery any other way.

What do you think? Would you ever consider this?

4 Comments on "Obesity Surgery Via Your Vagina?!"

  1. Kela says:
    Wed, 8th Oct 20085:40 pm 

    Diet, bitches, diet. Your man is NOT going to want you after your pu$$y gets ripped out.

  2. Valerie says:
    Wed, 8th Oct 20086:17 pm 

    I wouldn’t consider this, but gastric bypass surgeries are for people who are morbidly only read- its no longer a vanity case, but a life or death situation

  3. melatoningirl says:
    Sat, 26th Sep 200911:10 am 

    i was obese a few years ago but now i have reduced my weight by diet and exercise.

  4. Michael says:
    Thu, 8th Oct 200910:33 pm 

    Obesity is really a bad condition to be with. it is the cause of cardiovascular disease and diabetes. i always see to it that i have a healthy diet and a good exercise to avoid being overweight.

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