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The Economy is Crashing – George Bush Speaks
October 10, 2008 Posted in News
The stock market is low. Really effing low. The lowest it’s been in a long ass time.
And people are freaking out.
So, in an effort to ease people’s minds, George Bush spoke. He interrupted my morning dose of Ellen Degeneres for about 7 minutes to explain what is going on and how the US Government is going to fix it. But that 7 minutes can be summed up in 2 simple sentences:
Things are bad – we caused the economy to decline worldwide – but they are going to get better. Just chill the eff out.
So, let’s relax, people. Forget about your money in the bank, your student loans, and the fact that you can’t afford your Easy Mac. Grab a bottle of your favorite (cheap) vodka, kick back on your couch and chillax.
Everything is gonna be ok!
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Lauren, University o says:
Fri, 10th Oct 20089:22 am
Order 3. And pre drink before you go.
michael says:
Fri, 10th Oct 20081:28 pm
i think it is funny, because most of the stats i am hearing are like “it hasn’t been this low in 8 years!”
well i remember 8 years ago, it wasnt that bad…
i think he is right, we just need to chill out, and ease up on spending. Thats why tonight i am only ordering 2 vodka cocktails instead of 3. Im doing my part, you can too!