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The Pissed List:Killer Clouds, Angry Gov.’s and Drunken Lip Synching
October 12, 2008 Posted in HaHa, Other Stories
[I like to think of myself as a pretty easy going gal, and try not to sweat the small stuff. But sometimes (ok, maybe slightly more often) the general cluelessness, carelessness and overall stupididty of some things and or/people really gets to me. I find that venting is the most efficient way to rid myself of the stress that idiots, wrong meal orders, lack of cell phone ettiquette and cheese flavored products (that don’t even contain any freaking cheese!) induce.
So, in an attempt to avoid an ulcer or an unfortuante road rage incident I vent to you, dear reader. Please feel free to join in and comment about anything–really, anything–that pissed. you. off. this week. Did your roommate leave dirty dishes all over your kitchen? Did your 8 am professor ‘forget’ to tell you class was cancelled? Did some girl on her cell with bad high-lights and tacky bumper stickers that say “angel” and other clever things cut you off today? Let it all hang out. I feel you.]
Songs about getting sh*t faced.
Young Rome’s, “I don’t care.” Buckcherry’s, “Too Drunk.” I mean, don’t get me wrong—I love drinking as much as the next gal, if not just a wee bit more – but aren’t there better things to sing about? Not only that, they’re exactly the kinds of songs my little cousin likes to rock out to—and jams like that can be emotionally scarring once you realize what they’re actually about. Any one remember “Too Close” by Next? I used to jam out to it in my Hanson Concert T, shouting “I can feel a little poke coming through on you.” I think I cried when my Mom told me why I couldn’t sing that anymore.
Rock of Love Charm School.
The “women” invited to be on this show already did enough damage to both my eyes and ears while I was forced to accept the fact that classless h*’s were now VH1’s go-to subject for television shows. And now they’re back. Every time I skim through my channels I will no doubt be accosted by never-ending reruns of hoochies/transvestites/alcoholic bimbo escapades. Exciting! And on top of their trampy, attention whoring antics, the woman who is supposedly teaching them the ways of the refined can be cited for such gems as: “Nicole Kidman’s forehead looks like a fucking flatscreen TV!”
Killer Clouds on the Warpath.
I expect to see “toxic cloud escapes from lab to wreak havoc in a small town” stories on the Sci-Fi channel—not CNN. As if we didn’t have enough problems already, Americans can now add “dense cloud of toxic gas moving close to the ground” to their list of things to worry about. Just north of
Pittsburgh, the cloud was actually found to be the evaporated form of a chemical “similar to sulfuric acid” (!!!) that had leaked out of a chemical plant. The death cloud forced about 2500 people out of their homes and is slowly moving west. So I guess if you live anywhere west of Pittsburgh it might be worth your while to buy a gas mask…
Troopergate
As someone still undecided about who I’ll cast my ballot for on Nov. 6th, I keep trying to tally the pros and cons for each candidate. The G.O.P. seems to be expediting my ‘cons’ list every way I turn, as the investigation into Governor Palin’s possible abuse of power investigation really heats up. Apparently, “Gov. Palin knowingly “permitted Todd to use the Governor’s office and the resources of the Governor’s office, including access to state employees, to continue to contact subordinate state employees in an effort to find some way to get Trooper Wooten fired.” BTDubs, Wooten is Palin’s ex bro-in-law, so appropriate the adjectives list for homegirl is now extended to: inexperienced, MILF, coached, and, um, vengeful?
Obnoxious Facebook Spam
Ok, I know I am not the only person who gets those STUPID messages from every guy who wants to be the next big club promoter. First of all, mastering the Long Island fist pump and the art of self tanning does not grant you almighty authority to tell me every.single.night. that you will be at the hottest club in town (consequently, it’s a different club every night…) Second of all, I have homework to do, a**holes. Please don’t remind me that I’m missing out on *THE HAWTEST DRINK SPECIALS IN TOWN $$– ALL LADIES DRINK FREE—AND FELLAS THEY’RE ALL FYNEEE.* And please STOP saying everything twice, all caps is unnecessary, and I still have no idea what you mean by “$1 wells shots and calls.”
Ok, your turn. What pissed you off this week, lovelies?
Tell us what you're thinking...
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caitlin says:
Sun, 12th Oct 20087:04 am
My car was running perfectly smooth when i took it in for emission repairs, but after I left the place, the engine shook and jerked every time i pushed the gas. It took me twice as long to get home. They fixed it the next day, but I was very upset until they did.
Emily says:
Sun, 12th Oct 20087:20 am
The same bitch keeps calling and texting my boyfriend at a ridiculous hour! They are friends and whatever, but seriously, she is a whore and a relationship ruiner and she needs to BACK the F*CK OFF!!
Katie says:
Sun, 12th Oct 20087:27 am
Sarah Palin
Casey says:
Sun, 12th Oct 20088:23 am
My discussion board for my online class worked perfectly fine until the day our post was due. Then it wouldn't let me access it. Same thing happened last week. So now I have 2 0's for discussion posts in that class.
Krista says:
Sun, 12th Oct 200811:50 am
My ex bf won't leave me alone, my grandparents always manage to put me in a bad mood, I need a haircut, wearing turtlenecks piss me off, this guy in a car yelled at me, I have tons of hw to do plus the midterms coming up, my body is in pain from all the junk that I've been doing….
the list goes on.
I haven't vented in forever. Bottling stuff up is not healthy.
girlinOH says:
Sun, 12th Oct 200812:00 pm
Election day is Nov 4, not 6 …just so you know. ha
jen says:
Sun, 12th Oct 20081:46 pm
omg the club promoter spam!!!! drives me up the wall…
and one of my roommates who thinks shes the shit is convinced i need a boyfriend and is trying to set me up with EVERYONE even though they are clearly not my type and not to mention she is a SLOB and the room is always messy and i just want to throw her shit out the window aaand she makes me feel bad that i skip class occassionally even though i get good grades and shes sitting there failing like 2 of her classes…maybe she should be more like me instead and actually study???? and my other roommates boyfriend is ALWAYS over and i'm like enough!!! but other than that i love her…but her fifth appendage is getting old. AHHHH!!!!!!
wow that feels so much better
J - NYU says:
Sun, 12th Oct 20082:44 pm
YO I HATE TURTLENECKS TOO.
The days I wear them I am pissed off the entire time.
Gina says:
Sun, 12th Oct 20084:33 pm
My food baby has become a permanent fixture on my body, and I work Friday AND Saturday night this coming week.
I haven't touched a boy in weeks, have to cancel my gyno appointment tomorrow because of a surprise attack from my fallopian tubesl which is preventing me from getting on the pill. Oh, and I was outta control horny all last week, but my eff buddy lives thirty miles away and I can't afford the gas to get out there.
Cookie says:
Sun, 12th Oct 20088:49 pm
MEN.
First my brother dumps his girlfriend – out of the blue – who I had just begun to get to know and bond with by watching some anime and so he's a total ass who's never going to amount to anything because he's a tool with no real ambition.
And today one of my coworkers comes into work crying and utterly traumatised because her male roommate (who owns the apartment/house) was /staring/ at her while she was sleeping last night (then told her later he had planned on 'pinning her down and kissing her' – while she SLEPT), and is a total creepazoid who won't get the hint and leave her alone and so she's miserable and scared and I just want to scream and hurt ANY MAN I SEE.
And then this makes me think about Twilight, because A) Edward spent almost all his nights watching Bella sleep and B) Edward was all wanting to know every and each little detail about Bella (which is what Mr. Creepy Fuck was trying to do), and that just pisses me off EVEN MORE because so many stupid, impressionable girls think that sort of behaviour is ROMANTIC.
WHAT THE FUCK!?
Just one question. It's not a criminal offence to bash in the kneecaps of creepy ass fucks, is it? I'm pretty sure they award you a medal or something for 'Services for Society', but I just wanted to check.
Sam says:
Mon, 13th Oct 20083:25 am
Roommates! I hate how when my roommate's boyfriend was here I let them have the room no questions asked and left for the entire day.. but when my boyfriend comes over to watch a movie and that's it, she slams doors and acts like a bitch.
Mizzle says:
Mon, 13th Oct 20087:02 am
the thing that made me made is that daisy is getting her own love reality show. she looks like a fish and its rediculous that people are going to try out to get what I'm sure they could get on any street corner.