He Said/She Said: The Truth Behind Threesomes

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Every. single. time I find myself in a room full of boys, the conversation inevitably turns to threesomes (or farts, but that is a whole different article). From the jokes, “Dude, we can totally eiffel tower her,” to the stories, “And then she asked if she could bring a friend!” guys can’t get the threesome of of their minds.

Being that I have never taken part in one (shocking, I know), I never really understood the appeal. After all, sex with one person is fun enough, and haven’t you always heard the old adage, “three’s a crowd”? Why, then, are guys so completely obsessed with bringing an extra body into an already exciting situation? If it ain’t broke (which I can say sex most definitely is not), why turn it into a threesome?

Our resident boy gives us the lowdown.

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8 Comments on "He Said/She Said: The Truth Behind Threesomes"

  1. B says:
    Wed, 15th Oct 20085:33 pm 

    gotta say.. one drunken night I accidentally ended up in one with two of my guy friends. They kept initiating things, and I was having fun with the light stuff, which lead to some fooling around, which just escalated, so I thought, what the heck? Everything is worth trying once.

    It wasn’t half bad, and I liked being the center of attention as the only girl. It did take a bit of work to achieve a balance, but it was a very interesting expierence. Not that I’d do it again though, it was a bit of a stretch for me and once was enough haha.

  2. Casey says:
    Thu, 16th Oct 20081:47 am 

    I’ve had a threesome with 2 dudes (my ex and his best friend AFTER we broke up). and two girls and the same ex (while we were together). Neither is very fun, both are awkward, and after the two guys I just felt dirty and gross and taken advantage of (at he time I felt like I was a bad ass in control of two guys) those thoughts changed when I matured, now I definitely regret it, the only regrets I have in life.

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  4. Meg says:
    Tue, 21st Oct 20082:26 am 

    I’ve had a couple threesomes, all involving alcohol and the same girl. One was good, one was not so good. If you can all three figure out a way that everyone receives some pleasure at the same time, it’s great. But as soon as one person is left out, it’s no beuno. It’s tricky, but it can be done. And I’d never do it with someone who I really cared about.

  5. lindsey says:
    Tue, 21st Oct 20086:02 pm 

    I have had two threesomes… both have been with two girls and one guy. And to me it wasn’t that big of a deal… both were when i was drunk and i would never do them again. Plus i love the fact that my man loves just me and can only one of me.. plus sex with one person is so much more fun.

  6. Ace says:
    Wed, 1st Jul 200911:19 am 

    I had a threesome with my guy and my good friend. It kind of just happened, we were drunk, I felt really comfortable with both of them. It wasn’t the best sexual experience ever, but it was fun. I’m glad I did it and I’m glad I did it with them. My man has had a few threesomes before and says while he enjoys them he likes the connection of being with one person more. We might try it again, we might not. For now, I’m not going to seek it out. But hey, your 20’s are all about experimenting.

  7. Tany says:
    Mon, 17th Aug 20097:14 am 

    When I was in my first year at college (I was 19) I heard some rumour about those two guys in my year fancying me. I was actually obsessed with one of them but didn’t think we’d ever get together, whereas the other was just alright- kinda ordinary.

    One afternoon we sat together in the canteen and they both started saying how fit I was and that in an ideal world we’d have a threesome together.

    I don’t know where my courage came from, maybe just me fancying the cute guy too much, but I said half-jokingly: “you know guys we could go to the toilet right now”.

    They both got up at once and I just couldn’t believe this was being taken seriously. However, I started feeling really randy and followed them to the lavatories.

    As we locked the door, I immediately unzipped the cute guy who had a massive erection. I heard rumours he was big, but what I saw was unbelievable, seriously, my eyes popped! His dick was like a drawing, fat, totally straight with a fat ‘bellend’ and very long, at least 8 inches. I started sucking it at the blink of an eye and then it suddenly occured to me that the other guy, bless him, was just standing there with his thing out. His was a decent size and looked nice enough, but still much smaller than the guy I was obsessed with.

    I was feeling so powerful, so I giggled that they should compare. They were so randy, they looked like their dicks were going to burst, so they were doing everything I said. The difference was unbelievable and as I giggled the cute guy was looking even more confident, which made me fancy him even more. Then they started comparing hands and arms, and again, the cute one’s were much bigger.

    I decided to give head to the other one just to get rid of him. It must have looked so obvious. Cute guy was doing it from behind while I was sucking the other’s dick. As soon as he came, he was off and I was left to have the best sex of my life with my favourite lad; his big thing gave me a multiple orgasm within minutes, he was literally fucking me like a god.

    When I got home in the evening, my boyfriend (oops…I forgot to mention I was with somebody!) asked me how my day at college had been. I told him the truth and was really cocky. “Dump me if you want”, I said. “I can’t”, he answered, “I love how dirty you are” – and then proceeded to gimme more sex!!! I just loved the attention.

    I feel awful now after all those years. I can’t believe I was so reckless and stupid!

  8. man says:
    Tue, 29th Sep 20093:35 am 

    damn tany you are either the worst or best writer for Cosmo

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