John McCain Used to Be HOT

October 16, 2008     Posted in Other Stories

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Seriously, this is what John McCain used to look like? Politics aside, he’s not the sexiest old man. But – DAMN – he used to look like this? I can see how he wooed that lovely wife of his.

20 Comments on "John McCain Used to Be HOT"
  1. S.E. - Fordham says:
    Thu, 16th Oct 20089:50 am 

    His wife used to be a hottie too. Now she just looks scary.

  2. Cath says:
    Thu, 16th Oct 200810:21 am 

    Um, have you seen the picture of him when he was a pilot? Hoooot.
    http://jtaplin.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/mccain

  3. jen says:
    Thu, 16th Oct 200810:30 am 

    wow. wow. wow.

  4. Laeri says:
    Thu, 16th Oct 200812:59 pm 

    WOWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

  5. Lauren, University o says:
    Thu, 16th Oct 20085:14 pm 

    Good point, Cat. Now I'm depressed.

  6. Joanna says:
    Thu, 16th Oct 20085:22 pm 

    Haha, that's why you never marry for looks.

  7. Sam says:
    Thu, 16th Oct 20086:19 pm 

    Man I don't want to get old.

  8. Heather says:
    Thu, 16th Oct 20088:35 pm 

    yeah i gotta say, i really dislike john mccain but damn…. DAMN! just cause i disagree with him politically doesn’t mean he didn’t have some good-looking days in his youth.

  9. Cat says:
    Thu, 16th Oct 20089:22 pm 

    What??!?! Really? Wow.

    Great. So that means that even I marry someone who’s hot now, he’s going to look all saggy and creepy like McCain someday. Great.

  10. Jacks says:
    Thu, 16th Oct 20088:35 pm 

    Well not true, Cat and Lauren..some men age well. I would totally do Harrison Ford.

  11. Tweety says:
    Fri, 17th Oct 200812:38 pm 

    He's short and pissed at the world about it. Probably has a tiny peen too.

  12. seabri says:
    Fri, 17th Oct 20081:51 pm 

    Um, actually, he was married to another woman at one point… one who devoted her life to him while he was in captivity… then, upon his return he noticed that she had gotten chubby… so he cheated on her with Cindy and dumped her. I would guess that alien face Cindy was probably more attracted to the wedding band than the man.

    I wouldn't touch him with a 10 foot pole even then. Nothing about that photo looks attractive. Snake.

  13. ben says:
    Fri, 17th Oct 20085:58 pm 

    Ya, Id ride him

  14. Raeann says:
    Sat, 18th Oct 20081:36 pm 

    Whatever, he's still 5'7'' – too short!!

  15. b.a. says:
    Sun, 19th Oct 20089:30 pm 

    Amen, seabri!! I completely agree with you!

  16. Aimee says:
    Thu, 30th Oct 200810:38 am 

    He was hot. Plain and Simple

  17. Me says:
    Tue, 10th Feb 20093:03 am 

    Oh my goodness! Wow

  18. Dacnette says:
    Tue, 17th Nov 20091:58 am 

    John McCain is my idol. He is a politician with a very strong personality.

  19. maddieconway says:
    Mon, 29th Mar 201010:30 am 

    well he actually wooed his first wife, then he wooed his mistress who later became his wife. noice.

  20. 2010 Man says:
    Thu, 13th May 20107:14 pm 

    Anyone think he looks a little like Maverick from Top Gun? "Take my breath away." LOL

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