G.W.W.E.!: John “May We Have Another” Mayer

October 17, 2008 - 4:30 pm By Lauren - University of Michigan

john.JPG(We’re back with another weekly installment of G.W.W.E [Guys We Want to Eff]. This week we decided to take on a longstanding heartthrob, John Mayer. Mr. Mayer has been turning us on with his love songs since 2001, and we all know his tunes have been on our sexy-time playlists for years. But unlike some other rock stars, John Mayer looks good with or without that guitar, which is why he is totally a G.W.W.E.)

I went to my first John Mayer show back in 2002. The audience – full of shrieking girls like myself – was small. Small enough that I got to meet, touch and take a picture with the sexy singer. Although, to my dismay, I did not have the chance to eff him.

I didn’t wash my sweater for 3 months.

I was in love with John Mayer: his sexy voice, his adorably floppy hair, his lyrics. And while he went through a weird “I’m too busy jamming to take a shower” phase, he came out of it looking better than ever. Even the sexy starlets of Hollywood agree.

John has effed a lot of ladies: Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jessica Simpson, Minka Kelly, and, most recently, Jennifer Aniston. If he can land so many hot, successful women, he must be as good at effing as I always imagined.

But Mayer is more than a pretty (effable) face; he is funny. And smart. And looks so cute in a button down.

And we totally want to eff him and see this face up close.

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  1. Emily says:
    Fri, 17th Oct 20085:00 pm 

    I’m pretty sure I would do anything to eff him. :o )

  2. Jenn says:
    Fri, 17th Oct 200811:25 pm 

    I would def do anything to eff him. God, he’s so hot…

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