
I’d like to start off this post by apologizing for my absence last week; I was not home for the live broadcast of The Hills and when I returned I found out that my DVR didn’t record it. Because it was recording a rerun of The Real Housewives of Atlanta. That I had already seen…twice. Embarassing, I know.
But one thing I am not sorry about is the fact that I got to catch last week’s episode tonight and it was like Pop Up Video! Seriously, I am not sure I can ever watch the show live again. The pop up comments from viewers make the whole thing so much more entertaining!
Although, last night’s ep. didn’t need any witty comments from college girls to entertain me. The drama was out in full force when the cool kids decided to pack up Doug’s jet and head to Cabo for the weekend. Why Cabo? Well, obviously they needed to get away from cold and dreary L.A. to find sand, a swimming pool and endless amounts of alcohol!
Unforch, the beautiful scenery did nothing for Justin Bobby and Audrina’s “relationship.” (Looks like getting nakey in the pool last week didn’t help much either.) After the boys do a little homo-erotic hot tubbing where JB finds out about Audrina’s other boy toy, Justin Bobby decides that he is finally free, yada, yada, yada, and something about a Hall Pass.
He just kept talking about this Hall Pass. Am I the only one who doesn’t get what that is?
What I do get is that Justin Bobby is just like every other D-Bag on the show. He is not the pensive, thoughtful, deep and mature dude MTV wanted us all to believe this season. He is an insecure L.A. boy who can’t seem to grow up, even if he is showering these days.
And as long as we are talking about people that we really hate and would do anything to see dead, let’s move back to L.A. for the scandalous dinner between Steph’s new BF (who somehow already knows all the Cabo boys) and Spencer, an uncanny look-alike for Harry from Harry and the Hendersons.

I know what it is like to be cranky when A) people show up really late, and B) I have very little food in my system, but I don’t believe that any of those reasons justify Spencer’s behavior at dinner. Or in life, in general.
There is nothing more to say about him because I have said it all – week after week – but I just couldn’t help but (literally) SCREAM at the TV when he had the audacity to talk to Steph about loyalty towards her family. He did just force Heidi to kick her sister out, right? He did tear Heidi away from her family to be with him, right? Ok. That’s what I thought.
Poor Stephanie finally found a guy who was willing to go out with her (and who must have been late because it took him 40 minutes to find an old t-shirt and a ratty hoodie to wear) and her lame ass brother is going to ruin it for her.
Poor girl can’t get a break. Except, of course, for making friends with LC and getting onto this show where she makes like $10,000 an episode.
And, finally, did anyone else have issues with the fact that the song from the new Nano commercial was playing during the ep? I was seriously waiting for Steph and Heidi to poop paint.
No? Just me?



Alex says:
Tue, 21st Oct 20089:02 am
this has got to be one of the greatest commentaries I’ve ever read…
Spencer is a hypocrite, as well as the world’s biggest jerk.
JB,…well we knew he was a loser anyways, it took this incident to prove it. And yes, what the HELL is this hall pass he kept talking/silently mouthing behind Audrinas back about?
Alba says:
Tue, 21st Oct 200810:00 am
Where was Lo during this episode??
Amanda says:
Tue, 21st Oct 200811:25 am
I don’t know if any of you watch the Soup..but every time I see Spencer I just keep thinking of Joel McHale calling him Creepy Flesh Colored Beard. Ahhaah so true
lee says:
Tue, 21st Oct 20081:45 pm
where does doug get his money to own a jet?
Lizzy says:
Tue, 21st Oct 20085:22 pm
ok, i love you. one, because i laughed out loud for a bout 5 minutes after seeing the Spencer/Harry comparison pics..and two because i was thinking the EXACT same thing about the ipod commercial song! haha
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