Madonna and Guy Ritchie Talk Sh*t
October 21, 2008 3:30 pm Posted in Buzz Noa - CU Boulder g+ page
So, I really don’t care about what is going on with crazy cheeks Madonna and her soon-to-be ex husband, Guy Ritchie. But everywhere I turn there is news about these two. Any by “news” I mean “really embarassing stories.”
It seems like every hour either Madonna or Guy are coming out with a vicious and, oftentimes, scarring statement about the other.
Guy Ritchie, obviously hurt by his ex wife’s indescretions with A-Rod, has said that Madonna looks like a “granny on stage,” and that having sex with her was like, “hugging a piece of gristle.”
Madonna fired back by calling him “emotionally retarded,” and claiming Guy was “just after my money.”
Just another typical case of post breakup he said/she said.
It doesn’t matter if you are a celebrity or just a college girl scorned by her cheating boyfriend, breakups always cause the gloves to come off and the truth to come out. Especially the most embarassing and hurtful truths. Anyone who knows me knows all about my ex’s issues (“Yeah, cuz sex for 1.5 minutes is GREAT!”), and after my BFF’s particularly painful breakup, the entire campus knows about her ex’s farting issues during sex. Ew.
Anyways, breakups cause pain and pain causes people to resort to just about anything to make themselves feel better. Like talking sh*t. Which Guy and Madonna have mastered.
So I want to know: what are some of the crazier things that have come out after your big breakups? Leave your responses in the comments section below; we wanna know all the juicy deets.
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Lauren, University o says:
Tue, 21st Oct 200810:56 am
My dude used to treat sex like just another activity before bed. Brush your teeth, wash up, take off clothes and make my take off my own and then sex. The most boring sex ever.
It was ridiculous. WHERE WAS THE ROMANCE!?
michelle says:
Sat, 25th Oct 20084:20 am
when i broke up with my 1st boyfriend he told everyone that he broke my virginity