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	<title>Comments on: Overheard: Genital Accidents</title>
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		<title>By: L</title>
		<link>http://collegecandy.com/2008/10/26/overheard-genital-accidents/#comment-18168</link>
		<dc:creator>L</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Oct 2008 23:10:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Guy #1: Why do you have all your stuff?



Guy #2: (Carrying oversized bag of sports equipment) I have class at 3:50, then I have to ride straight over to practice.



Guy #1: That sucks man.



Guy #2: Not really.  It could be worse.  I could have syphilis.



They both walk away.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Guy #1: Why do you have all your stuff?</p>
<p>Guy #2: (Carrying oversized bag of sports equipment) I have class at 3:50, then I have to ride straight over to practice.</p>
<p>Guy #1: That sucks man.</p>
<p>Guy #2: Not really.  It could be worse.  I could have syphilis.</p>
<p>They both walk away.</p>
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		<title>By: bev</title>
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		<dc:creator>bev</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Oct 2008 22:51:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Emaciated girl: &quot;Wait...Like, why do I have a headache? I only had...13 drinks last night!&quot;

Her friend: &quot;Speaking of drinking...I wish I could roofie my professor before he grades. Studying for his exam is such a bitch.&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Emaciated girl: &#8220;Wait&#8230;Like, why do I have a headache? I only had&#8230;13 drinks last night!&#8221;</p>
<p>Her friend: &#8220;Speaking of drinking&#8230;I wish I could roofie my professor before he grades. Studying for his exam is such a bitch.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: J</title>
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		<dc:creator>J</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Oct 2008 22:20:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>A nursing student, studying for a Human Anatomy midterm focusing on muscles, with a dead serious look on her face:

&quot;It&#039;s too bad we can&#039;t just learn the muscles of a fish or something...&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A nursing student, studying for a Human Anatomy midterm focusing on muscles, with a dead serious look on her face:</p>
<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s too bad we can&#8217;t just learn the muscles of a fish or something&#8230;&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Mary</title>
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		<dc:creator>Mary</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Oct 2008 21:31:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>hahaha i like the construction guys making a blues brothers reference!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>hahaha i like the construction guys making a blues brothers reference!!</p>
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