Comments on: Overheard: Genital Accidents http://collegecandy.com/2008/10/26/overheard-genital-accidents/ Advice on student style, collegiate dating discussion guides, relationship advice and women's studies. Fri, 25 May 2012 14:01:17 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: L http://collegecandy.com/2008/10/26/overheard-genital-accidents/#comment-18168 Sun, 26 Oct 2008 20:00:09 +0000 http://www.collegecandy.com/haha/13837#comment-18168 Guy #1: Why do you have all your stuff?

Guy #2: (Carrying oversized bag of sports equipment) I have class at 3:50, then I have to ride straight over to practice.

Guy #1: That sucks man.

Guy #2: Not really. It could be worse. I could have syphilis.

They both walk away.

]]> By: bev http://collegecandy.com/2008/10/26/overheard-genital-accidents/#comment-18167 Sun, 26 Oct 2008 19:41:28 +0000 http://www.collegecandy.com/haha/13837#comment-18167 Emaciated girl: "Wait…Like, why do I have a headache? I only had…13 drinks last night!"

Her friend: "Speaking of drinking…I wish I could roofie my professor before he grades. Studying for his exam is such a bitch."

]]> By: J http://collegecandy.com/2008/10/26/overheard-genital-accidents/#comment-18165 Sun, 26 Oct 2008 19:10:02 +0000 http://www.collegecandy.com/haha/13837#comment-18165 A nursing student, studying for a Human Anatomy midterm focusing on muscles, with a dead serious look on her face:

"It's too bad we can't just learn the muscles of a fish or something…"

]]> By: Mary http://collegecandy.com/2008/10/26/overheard-genital-accidents/#comment-18163 Sun, 26 Oct 2008 18:21:46 +0000 http://www.collegecandy.com/haha/13837#comment-18163 hahaha i like the construction guys making a blues brothers reference!!

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