[In this week's installment of G.W.W.E (Guys We Want to Eff), we are climbing into bed with Seth Rogan.
What? You don't agree?
You may not have noticed him in Anchorman, or remember him being in The 40 Year Old Virgin, but, come on, you didn't wanna eff him in Knocked Up? Rogan is even starring in "Zack & Miri Make a Porno," which obviously means he is 100% effable.]
I have never told anyone this before, but after I saw Knocked Up with my (now ex) boyfriend, I was totally turned on. Weird, right? I mean, the thought of having a baby totally freaked me out, and seeing that baby come out of Katherine Heigl’s va-jay totally grossed me out, but I couldn’t keep my hands to myself the entire way home.
And then I realized why: I totally wanted to eff Seth Rogan.
He’s not the type of guy you’d drool over at the bar, (in fact he’s more the type of guy that smokes pot in the corner), nor is he the type your mom would necessarily love to have over for dinner. He was the dorky guy in high school who watched as all the taller, hotter dudes (without the Jew-Fro) got all the girls.
But that is why we love him. Well, that and the fact that he is just really effing hilarious.
Rogan is a comedy genius. You saw Superbad, didn’t you? And Da Ali G show? Yeah, he wrote those. Imagine how much more fun sex can be when you got a man this funny by your side (or on top/underneath/behind you). And he’s all cuddly and cute…and looks really hot in those glasses. I’m getting all hot and bothered just thinking about it.
Seriously, give this dude another look; you too will see why he’s a guy we wanna eff.



V says:
Fri, 31st Oct 20085:05 pm
He is gross.
Sarah says:
Fri, 31st Oct 20085:22 pm
GAAHHHH! I’m so glad I’m not the only one! He’s so fucking adorable and funny!
P.S….V, you suck. jk
renee says:
Fri, 31st Oct 20086:19 pm
No worries. V is probably into vapid d-bags like brody jenner.
Seth Rogen totally does it for me. Him and Adam Sandler. What can I say, I’ve got a thing for hilarious, adorable Jewish guys.
Bethany says:
Fri, 31st Oct 20089:53 pm
I’d F Seth Rogan.
Many, many times.
melissa says:
Fri, 31st Oct 200811:15 pm
Cutie!
Godlesscupcake says:
Sat, 1st Nov 20088:07 pm
I never would have thought that I’d admit this but if I weren’t married, I’d totally f— Seth Rogen. For some reason, I thought he looked really hot in 40 Year Old Virgin as a pot head/sort-of-bad boy. I walked out of the theater totally turned on. As a stoner, I will admit that his comedy while being a little out there is great when I’m in that frame of mind. I’m glad I’m not the only one that finds him strangely attractive. Good thing I have my own cuddly Canadian to eff.
LucyInTheSky says:
Sun, 2nd Nov 20084:03 am
I loved him a loooong time ago on Freaks and Geeks.
Caroline says:
Sun, 2nd Nov 20086:44 am
I would f- Seth Rogan in a heartbeat. Funny guys are very f-able.
Amber - Old Dominion says:
Sun, 2nd Nov 200811:19 am
Did anyone see his sex scene in his new flick Zack and Miri? I’d totally hit that!
Tiffany says:
Mon, 3rd Nov 200812:39 am
I love Seth. I watched Knocked Up prolly twice a week and it’s only for him! He’s definately got me going for the Jew boys now.
Godlesscupcake says:
Tue, 4th Nov 200810:55 pm
Yeah, I loved him in Freaks & Geeks and Undeclared as well. I just saw Zack & Miri make a Porno the other night with my hubby and we both loved it which totally surprised me. Everyone must go see it! It’s hilarious and the love scene between S.R.’s character and Elizabeth Bank’s is so sweet…
Awwww says:
Sat, 8th Nov 20085:37 pm
Their love scene on Zack and Miri made me cry, it was so sweet cause he was making sure she was comfortable instead of just rushing through it.
Anna says:
Sun, 9th Nov 20082:50 pm
I don’t think I would ever “eff” him, but he is totally the adorable geeky boy! And I totally love him. I think he’s so funny, I would totally hang out with him in real life…
lupi says:
Mon, 22nd Jun 20095:11 pm
I agree, seth is adorable, what else can you ask in a partner, he’s an amazing actor,comedian,writter,producer ect…. he’s the type of guy that comes once ina life time, Lauren Miller is a lucky girl… ofcourse, I would love to FFFFF him…
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