There Go Hef’s Bunnies…Hopping Down the Bunny Trail

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Girls Next Door’s leading ladies, Kendra Wilkinson, Holly Madison, and Bridget Marquardt are slowly trickling off the bunny ranch. To Hef’s dismay, his girls are looking for bigger and better (and dare we say younger?) things in life. So let’s re-cap:

First, Holly, Hef’s main squeeze, discovered about six months ago that her little Puffin had no intention of getting married OR having children. (But let’s be real, Holly. I know you love him and all, but the man is 82. Did you really think he’d want to go down that road at this age…again? Regardless, we love you for trying.) After discovering the chances of becoming the next Mrs. Hef were slim, fat, and none, Madison got pretty depressed and announced her split from Hefner. Since then, it’s been confrimed Holly’s dating mindfreak, Criss Angel.

Around the same time, Kendra also announced she would be moving out of the mansion. Rumors had started to spread she was seeing someone else and the latest news is that Kendra is actually engaged to Philadelphia Eagels widereciever, Hank Baskett. OF COURSE she’s engaged to a football player. The 23-year-old self-proclaimed tomboy and sports junkie, Wilkinson never seemed that into Hef anyway…

And that brings us to the lone ranger of the Girl’s Next Door… While 35-year-old Bridget hasn’t announced any type of seperation from the Playboy founder, she’s been quoted saying she doesn’t know how much longer she’ll be a girlfriend. Bridge has been filming a show for the Travel Channel called “Bridget’s Beaches” during the past few months, missing all the break-up drama. She made her first public appearence since the splits at the annual Halloween bash at the Mansion.

Hef’s already replaced his lost loves. He has asked Playboy’s newest twin Playmates Karissa and Kristina Shannon to move into the mansion, though they aren’t his girlfriends…yet.

But no worries, Girls Next Door is still scheduled for a sixth season.

…wonder how that’s gonna work?

3 Comments on "There Go Hef’s Bunnies…Hopping Down the Bunny Trail"

  1. Mazuba says:
    Fri, 7th Nov 20088:20 pm 

    I just read on yahoo.com that Kendra is engaged 2 an NFL player.And I can’t belive that Holly only got it into her head that Puffin wasn’t gonna marry her.But i hope “Girls Next Door” continues..I love it!

  2. Lucy says:
    Sat, 8th Nov 200812:03 am 

    Those twins he’s dating disturb me. Who the hell poses in pictures naked…touching…with their TWIN SISTER??

    Sickies, that’s who.

  3. kayjoe says:
    Sat, 8th Nov 200812:08 pm 

    eww.

    new twin gf’s look extremely similar to blonde oompa loompas.

    god hef you’re like the king of gorgeous women, are you getting THAT close to the bottom of the barrel?!

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