Comments on: Overheard: Now We’re Pissed http://collegecandy.com/2008/11/09/overheard-now-were-pissed/ Advice on student style, collegiate dating discussion guides, relationship advice and women's studies. Tue, 14 Feb 2012 01:22:04 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: Caroline and Sara http://collegecandy.com/2008/11/09/overheard-now-were-pissed/#comment-18217 Tue, 11 Nov 2008 00:51:15 +0000 http://www.collegecandy.com/haha/14120#comment-18217 *Orientation week, at our first hall meeting everyone went around the circle and said something interesting about themselves*

Girl 1: I'm related to Dwight Eisenhower!

Everyone else: Oh, thats so cool!

Clueless cheerleader: Wait……who's that?

Everyone else: Stunned silence…..

Girl 1: He…..he was a president…..

Clueless cheerleader: Oh! hahaha

]]> By: Lauren http://collegecandy.com/2008/11/09/overheard-now-were-pissed/#comment-18216 Mon, 10 Nov 2008 17:00:19 +0000 http://www.collegecandy.com/haha/14120#comment-18216 Girl on cell phone:

Well I talked to the plastic surgeon & he said I may never get feeling back, but thats ok I mean who really needs feeling in their ass?

]]> By: Party Girl http://collegecandy.com/2008/11/09/overheard-now-were-pissed/#comment-18215 Mon, 10 Nov 2008 01:42:22 +0000 http://www.collegecandy.com/haha/14120#comment-18215 dude one: I used to bite the tops off markers when i was a little kid

Dude Two: What about the sented ones?

Dude one: Those were like special treats.

Dude Two: Thats messed up.

]]> By: melanie http://collegecandy.com/2008/11/09/overheard-now-were-pissed/#comment-18214 Mon, 10 Nov 2008 00:04:26 +0000 http://www.collegecandy.com/haha/14120#comment-18214 By: Elise http://collegecandy.com/2008/11/09/overheard-now-were-pissed/#comment-18213 Sun, 09 Nov 2008 23:32:30 +0000 http://www.collegecandy.com/haha/14120#comment-18213 in the craft store where i work

Frumpy lady: (picks up small box with Rudolph painted on it) Did you see this?

Daughter: (ignores blatantly)

Frumpy lady: Look at it! (smiles, 'awwww' face) It's just so goddamn a**f**king cute!

Daughter: You're a crazy bitch.

]]> By: Danielle http://collegecandy.com/2008/11/09/overheard-now-were-pissed/#comment-18212 Sun, 09 Nov 2008 22:31:22 +0000 http://www.collegecandy.com/haha/14120#comment-18212 in the sleepwear section of a department store

Husband: points at a racy piece of lingerie "what about that one?

wife: "You shut up right now! she is your niece"

Husband: "but it would look cute on her"

]]> By: Cali http://collegecandy.com/2008/11/09/overheard-now-were-pissed/#comment-18211 Sun, 09 Nov 2008 22:26:03 +0000 http://www.collegecandy.com/haha/14120#comment-18211 I'm standing outside a movie theatre and this family walks by:

Dad: Now which movie are we seeing?

Mom: The one about the tiny dog (points up at billboard)

Dad: Chicka…chicka…chickhaha…chiahaha…..chickawhawha

My IQ just lowered 3 points being in the presence of these people

]]> By: Tori http://collegecandy.com/2008/11/09/overheard-now-were-pissed/#comment-18210 Sun, 09 Nov 2008 21:08:39 +0000 http://www.collegecandy.com/haha/14120#comment-18210 So, i'm in the student union ordering a slice of pizza and trying to convince my friend to staying over another night because we were visiting

Me: So how about i'll buy you lunch if you stay the night.

Guy Friend: okay.

The guy giving us the food gives me the weirdest stare. Later I realized its because he got the impression i was bribing a boy to stay the night with a slice of pizza.

]]> By: Olua - Washington Co http://collegecandy.com/2008/11/09/overheard-now-were-pissed/#comment-18209 Sun, 09 Nov 2008 21:05:28 +0000 http://www.collegecandy.com/haha/14120#comment-18209 No, Ashley, it's okay; I'm the only person who I know who has any idea about the f*cking noodle dance.

]]> By: Grady http://collegecandy.com/2008/11/09/overheard-now-were-pissed/#comment-18208 Sun, 09 Nov 2008 21:03:06 +0000 http://www.collegecandy.com/haha/14120#comment-18208 Ashley I totally understood that reference too :-P No worries! haha

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