Comments on: Overheard: Now We’re Pissed

By: Caroline and Sara

Caroline and Sara — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 05:01:27 +0000

*Orientation week, at our first hall meeting everyone went around the circle and said something interesting about themselves*

Girl 1: I’m related to Dwight Eisenhower!

Everyone else: Oh, thats so cool!

Clueless cheerleader: Wait……who’s that?

Everyone else: Stunned silence…..

Girl 1: He…..he was a president…..

Clueless cheerleader: Oh! hahaha

By: Lauren

Lauren — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 21:10:31 +0000

Girl on cell phone:

Well I talked to the plastic surgeon & he said I may never get feeling back, but thats ok I mean who really needs feeling in their ass?

By: Party Girl

Party Girl — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 05:52:34 +0000

dude one: I used to bite the tops off markers when i was a little kid

Dude Two: What about the sented ones?

Dude one: Those were like special treats.

Dude Two: Thats messed up.

By: melanie

melanie — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 04:14:38 +0000

By: Elise

Elise — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 03:42:42 +0000

in the craft store where i work

Frumpy lady: (picks up small box with Rudolph painted on it) Did you see this?

Daughter: (ignores blatantly)

Frumpy lady: Look at it! (smiles, ‘awwww’ face) It’s just so goddamn a**f**king cute!

Daughter: You’re a crazy bitch.

By: Danielle

Danielle — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 02:41:34 +0000

in the sleepwear section of a department store

Husband: points at a racy piece of lingerie “what about that one?

wife: “You shut up right now! she is your niece”

Husband: “but it would look cute on her”

By: Cali

Cali — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 02:36:15 +0000

I’m standing outside a movie theatre and this family walks by:

Dad: Now which movie are we seeing?

Mom: The one about the tiny dog (points up at billboard)

Dad: Chicka…chicka…chickhaha…chiahaha…..chickawhawha

My IQ just lowered 3 points being in the presence of these people

By: Tori

Tori — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 01:18:51 +0000

So, i’m in the student union ordering a slice of pizza and trying to convince my friend to staying over another night because we were visiting

Me: So how about i’ll buy you lunch if you stay the night.

Guy Friend: okay.

The guy giving us the food gives me the weirdest stare. Later I realized its because he got the impression i was bribing a boy to stay the night with a slice of pizza.

By: Olua - Washington College

Olua - Washington College — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 01:15:40 +0000

No, Ashley, it’s okay; I’m the only person who I know who has any idea about the f*cking noodle dance.

By: Grady

Grady — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 01:13:18 +0000

Ashley I totally understood that reference too No worries! haha