Is Your Man Gay? Take The Quiz!

November 12, 2008     Posted in Relationships, Sex

gaybritneyspears.jpgUnlike most women, I don’t watch Sex and the City. I don’t have HBO, and I just never got around to watching it. And unlike most men, my boyfriend looooves SATC. Seriously.

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By all other accounts, he’s your average college male: he’s got ESPN.com as his homepage, he wears the same three t-shirts on a rotating basis, and drools over Jessica Biel. But when the movie came out this past spring, he begged me to come with him to watch it in theaters. I remember waiting on line outside the box office with hundreds of other women and a few other couples, when one of the men came up to my guy and nodded his head in my direction. “She dragged you, too, huh?” My boyfriend smiled proudly and said, “Nope! She’s never seen the show- I love Sex and the City!” The poor stranger gave me a sorry look that clearly said, honey, your man is hitting for the other team. I hadn’t really thought about it before then, but since the SATC incident, I’ve always kind of wondered…could my man be gay?

If you’re reading this and you’re thinking to yourself, “my guy has had some questionable moments,” take heart. This new online quiz for women asseses your man’s perceived sexuality through twelve multiple-choice questions. I took it myself and I can vouch that all superficial qualities are addressed in the quiz (would he rather listen to Cher or Linkin Park? Would he rather go to a Broadway show or a hockey game?).

And while no conclusive evidence of your man’s sexuality can be proven through an online quiz, it may give you some peace of mind: Carrie Bradshaw-lover and all, my man checks out as “straight as an arrow.” Phew!

22 Comments on "Is Your Man Gay? Take The Quiz!"
  1. Amanda says:
    Wed, 12th Nov 200810:04 am 

    This might be the most stereoypical articles I've ever read.

  2. Little J says:
    Wed, 12th Nov 200810:10 am 

    This is disgusting. Truly.

    And if you think your boyfriend might be gay, then ask him, don't take an online quiz that stereotypes. That's just unnecessary and ignorant.

  3. Kay says:
    Wed, 12th Nov 200812:59 pm 

    Seriously? A quiz?

    Get to the root of the issue… that being sex, obv. Does he like having sex with girls? Yes? He's not gay.

  4. Tyler says:
    Wed, 12th Nov 20081:05 pm 

    Watching SATC, maybe he just wants to check out Kim Cattrall? I would think the hundreds of girls you see making out with each other drunkenly at the bar would be show far more homosexual leaning than watching a TV show. Add to that, you have to define what is 'gay'. Is it kissing and sexual stuff, or is it more based on romantic and love feelings? We don't classify all girls that make out with each other as lesbian or bi, so why would those rules change when describing guys?

  5. Jean says:
    Wed, 12th Nov 200810:12 pm 

    "ESPN as homepage" , "same three t-shirts", "linkin over Cher", "Hockey game over Broadway"???

    If those are the prerequisite for hetero, I think that little test will find me very gay.

  6. Boo says:
    Wed, 12th Nov 200810:22 pm 

    "We don’t classify all girls that make out with each other as lesbian or bi, so why would those rules change when describing guys?"

    They don't, and no one said that they did.

  7. saddened says:
    Thu, 13th Nov 20084:47 am 

    normally i try not to always listen to mainstream opinion but for this, i'm jumping on the bandwagon.

    this test is WRONG.

    in a sad way.

    imagine if your guy saw this in your history?

    can you imagine the way he'd feel? the self doubt this would impose?

    ESPECIALLY IF HE'S STRAIGHT?

    ouch.

    college candys better than this,

    fo' sho.

  8. Sara C - Fordham says:
    Thu, 13th Nov 20081:42 pm 

    I'm sorry this story has elicited such negative reactions. I did mention that the quiz was "superficial," that it only gaged "perceived sexuality," and that "no conclusive evidence of [anyone's] sexuality can be proven through an online quiz." I apologize for misleading you.

    Since I'm not a homosexual myself, I'm in no position to decide what is and is not "gay." And I clearly state that a quiz cannot, either. I had only hoped to point out how ridiculous it was, and hopefully get a few laughs.

  9. Kay says:
    Thu, 13th Nov 20088:07 pm 

    "Since I’m not a homosexual myself, I’m in no position to decide what is and is not “gay.”"

    Gay people don't "decide" what is and isn't gay either. Being sexually attracted to the same gender is gay. That's it.

    Anyway, I have a simple 3 step test for figuring this out:

    1. Take your vagina

    2. Show it to him

    3. Gauge reaction

  10. Joe the Drunk says:
    Sat, 15th Nov 200812:59 pm 

    Does listening to the Smiths make you gay? I admit it may mean you tend to be moody and angry at society, but gay??? Gimme a break

  11. tara says:
    Mon, 2nd Nov 20093:48 pm 

    help pleae. i dont want to continue a reltionship if this guy is attracted to men and women. it will confuse my child eventually and drive me insane to tell her.. sorry sweety… he has arrangement with another man tonight.. we cant see a movie tonight..

  12. tara says:
    Mon, 2nd Nov 20094:45 pm 

    my boy friend of 2 months has been giving me signs that hes gay. he likes the show friends…. he hinted a guy was cute at a party.. and he likes it when i do him in the ass while hes going down on me

  13. rnae says:
    Thu, 16th Dec 20102:50 pm 

    dear tara your man might jus be gay but wen ah dude goes down on you… sweety that jus means he might be bisexual okay sooo dnt break uhp something good okay

  14. Hannah says:
    Tue, 22nd Mar 20117:45 pm 

    Hey i think my boyfriend is gay. My ex bf gave him a nipple twist and he giggled, My friend Alexis told me that he tlks under the table with his friends about their feelings in her algebra class, and he told his best friend, Evan, that he would pay him $75 to wear a dress and a thong. And he never tells me i'm pretty only my shoes…..

  15. Bobbi says:
    Tue, 22nd Mar 20117:51 pm 

    Hey there is nothing wrong with being a gay guy, bc i'm one. I think guys are so yummy. And then theres one guy and his name is Shane, i think he likes me but he has a girlfriend. His girlfriend wears really cute shoes, and her clothes OMG, she has such stylish taste!!!! I think her name is Hannah. But she's going out with the guy i like, its not fair. :( .

  16. chanelle says:
    Sun, 3rd Apr 20112:52 pm 

    sorry bobbi but dats so nasty……ugh i mean im bi but ur gay!!!! so wat ur telln me is u ratha fuck anotha dude in the ass!!??

  17. Libby says:
    Sat, 30th Apr 20116:45 am 

    Yeah he's gay.

  18. Tela says:
    Thu, 26th May 20112:33 am 

    yep he's gay, but would be a great shopping bff! lol good luck

  19. Renee says:
    Sat, 17th Sep 201110:49 pm 

    My husband never complained while I was playing around with his butt either but that doesn't make him gay, you like it don't you, it's just a feeling of ooh you feel good on me! Hope this helps :-)

  20. Renee says:
    Sat, 17th Sep 201110:50 pm 

    Are you sure that a guy is bisexual if he likes his ass being licked?

  21. kirstie says:
    Fri, 14th Oct 20116:21 pm 

    hahahaha im diggin ur test :p

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