G.W.W.E.: Vince “Violate Me” Vaughn

vincevaughnlove.jpg(We’re back with another weekly installment of G.W.W.E [Guys We Want to Eff]. This week, we’re honing in on Frat Pack hottie, Vince Vaughn. Not only is he smokin’, but he knows how to party… and will still laugh at fart jokes. What more could a college gal ask for? )

Call me crazy, but I’m bored with college guys. It’s just that they’re…guys. I want to have fun, but is it so much to want to party with a real man? Is there anyone out there who can be mature when he needs to be, but still laugh at my potty humor? I used to think I’d never get my wish, but then Vince Vaughn came into my life.

Let’s think back for a moment to Wedding Crashers. I remember seeing that movie for the first time and thinking, “Where’d Vince Vaughn come from? Hellooooo hottie!” He dropped in on my fantasies as quickly and suavely as he did the Cleary wedding. He was sublimely clever in devising wedding crashing rules, and was equally as impressive with his devotion to the cause. Major bonus points (or shall I say, effability points?) for fidelity.

Vaughn emerged as a major comedic force among the likes of Will Ferrell, the Wilson brothers, and Steve Carell, particularly in the earlier release, Old School. Since then, he’s shown his multi-faceted (yet always effable) dating persona in The Break-Up with Jennifer Aniston, whom he subsequently dated. Their relationship was major tabloid fodder while it lasted, but now he’s been linked to Ugly Betty star, Vanessa Williams.

Never fear! Though he may appear to be off the market, Vince’s effable self will still be featured prominently in the new comedy Four Christmases with Reese Witherspoon. After watching that trailer, I know I’ll be asking Santa for a chance to eff Vince this holiday season!

5 Comments on "G.W.W.E.: Vince “Violate Me” Vaughn"

  1. renee says:
    Fri, 21st Nov 20085:59 pm 

    nice choice! pretty much all of the g.w.w.e.’s thus far have been hot. (where oh WHERE is james franco though???)

    well, maybe not michael cera, but that’s just me.

  2. Amy says:
    Fri, 21st Nov 20087:09 pm 

    Sorry, I’ll have to disagree on this one. Ugh.

  3. melissa says:
    Fri, 21st Nov 200811:15 pm 

    Not hot. At all.

  4. Amanda says:
    Mon, 24th Nov 20083:06 pm 

    Totally agree. Personality is the best hands down. And he’s not so bad to look at either.

  5. shygirl says:
    Tue, 9th Dec 20085:20 pm 

    I would like to see Will.i.am in one of these installments… he is sooooo gorgeous! Please… please…Pleeeeeaaaaase!

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