Thanksgiving is almost here and I know what I’m thankful for this year: an excuse not to have to answer to any guy’s begging/pleading/ not-so-discreet attempts to push me downtown for a little oral action! (What? I really just don’t enjoy it…and it is a lot of freaking work!)
“Sorry, dude. I don’t want to get evicted.”
Ok, so it’s not a perfect excuse, but it’s something. Especially if the dude is younger than you…and also considered a minor.
That’s exactly what has happened to Wendy Whitaker. According to reports, the state of Georgia considers Whitaker a sex offender (and charged the woman with sodomy!) for performing a little somethin’ somethin’ on her then 16 year old boyfriend. When she was 17.
Oh yeah. This was 10 years ago!
The state is forcing her and her husband from their home because it just so happens to be near a school, which is illegal for registered sex offenders. Not only that, but they have set the eviction date for Thanksgiving. Such kind people.
Whitaker has attempted to appeal this ruling, but things aren’t looking good. The woman just can’t catch a break. Here’s hoping someone down there in Georgia puts their head on straight and realizes just how effed up this whole thing really is.
Until then…I’m anti-oral. I just can’t take any chances!



Tyler says:
Mon, 24th Nov 20083:48 pm
Wow, thanks Georgia for keeping the world safe from such dangerous people. /end sarcasm
michael says:
Mon, 24th Nov 20084:40 pm
this is the state that also has the law that two partners can be ANY age, as long as they are married!
she should have put a ring on it lol
Jes says:
Tue, 25th Nov 20089:12 am
Um, did they say anything about oral sex?
Because all I heard you mention was a sodomy charge.. *scratches head
Jamie says:
Wed, 3rd Dec 20085:30 pm
Um, if you look up the definition of sodomy it includes oral and anal sex… And I knew Georgia was ridiculous this just proves it.
Rob says:
Sun, 24th Jan 201011:20 am
Good. I am sure if this was a man that had to endure this it wouldn’t even make the press.
It is time that these laws get called on their ridiculousness. Don’t let this girl off until you let off anyone who has to endure this BS. When two kids get it on, don’t call either one of them sex offenders. It shares no relation to their threat level to children years later. It is just foolish.
You think this is just because it is Georgia… well wake up. If she was in california she would face the same fate.
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