The Perfect Gift for the Man (or Men) in Your Life!

November 28, 2008     Posted in Cool Stuff, HaHa

vagina-hero-boxart.jpgThey say it is better to give than to receive, but what about giving in order to receive? Yeah, yeah; that goes against the spirit of the holidays, but as long as you are giving there is nothing wrong with gettin’ a little something in return, is there?

Like this game, which, unlike Guitar Hero, teaches boys an actually useful skill: pleasuring a woman.

Giving this is a gift is a total win/win. Your guy – who is obsessed with video games – gets a new toy to play with and a girlfriend who encourages him to do so. You get some much needed satisfaction in the bedroom.

Ok, so it’s not real, but how amazing would it be if it were? Just imagine coming home from class to find your guy and his friends playing in the living room; who cares if he just wasted six hours playing the game? He’s practicing for you! And instead of some dumb game where he lives out his fantasies of being a rock star, your man would be spending his time practicing a skill that is actually necessary in his day to day life!

Guys need some help when it comes to our nether regions; guiding them doesn’t seem to work and watching porn just makes everything worse. An instructional (and entertaining) video game seems like the best solution. This is definitely on my wish list this season.

4 Comments on "The Perfect Gift for the Man (or Men) in Your Life!"
  1. Marie says:
    Fri, 28th Nov 20082:20 pm 

    This is a funny article. But I have do have a question.

    If your boyfriend, (and I don't mean your boyfriend as an attack on the writer, I'm using the term in general) needs that much help, why not just let him practice on you? I mean, thats one reason two people are in a relationship for right? To learn how work together to please each other ….not to go practice on different people, even if they are imaginary. =)

  2. Dili says:
    Sat, 29th Nov 20087:13 am 

    I would totally buy that as a Christmas gift for my boyfriend if it was actually real. At least he would be interested in learning.

  3. ela says:
    Mon, 1st Dec 20081:03 am 

    marie has an excellent point.

    also, if this was real i have a feeling that the dudes playing it are more like 40 yr old virgin than a dude who has a GF. i hope.

  4. florist says:
    Thu, 26th Apr 20123:10 am 

    I like the post because it contains such a fine gift information that is easy to understood for me. Thank you writers

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