Live Blogging Britney: “For The Record”
After 3 years of going batsh*t insane, tonight Britney breaks her silence. And we here to cover it all as it happens. Live. Wanna get in on the fun? Leave your thoughts in the comments section below. Now, let’s see what Britney has to say…
10:00: Here Goes! Britney explains why she wanted to do this film…and sounds sorta drunk.
10:02: Papa Spears in a wife-beater making cheese grits. Somehow this is exactly what I was expecting from this documentary.
10:04: Britney doesn’t like the reference to a “comeback.” She never really left, in her eyes. Clearly the past 3 years have been forgotten for her? I mean, the girl fell off the crazy tree and hit every branch on the way down.
10:07: “I’m a smart person; what the hell was I thinking?” No one knows, Brit. No one knows.
10:09: Britney is talkin’ about dancing and auditioning dancers. It’s weird – listening to her talk, you almost forget how nuts she was this past year. Maybe we were all Punk’d?
10:11: The break up with Justin sent her over the edge. She just didn’t know what to do with herself, so she felt the need to just go out and keetp busy. I’ve been there. You’ve been there. I wonder what my break up meltdowns would look like on TV.
10:13: Did anyone else know she had such a Southern accent?
10:14: Britney married Kevin for all the wrong reasons. Um, duh?
10:16: Head Shaving – Kevin left her and she was sad, so she just shaved her head. I am not really seeing the connection; I think she just really loved that pink wig.
10:19: Ew, Brit totally has nail-biter nails. Gross.
10:21: Frapuccino spotted!
10:23: Security needed just to walk down the street? I am so glad I’m not famous; lord knows how bad I look when I leave the house 95% of the time. I don’t need no Paps following me around and publishing those shots. Especially with this giant zit brewing on my face.
10:27: Is it possible to be a super star and not completely crack? Britney’s success is what caused her breakdown; could there have been another outcome?
10:28: Britney picks up a sweater and mentions it being very Mommy. Which reminds me…where are the kids? And how is a skanky low cut top with a jacket too “businessy”?!
10:32: There is something to be said for spontenaity, something Ms. Spears doesn’t get to enjoy anymore. Could you imagine having your whole life scheduled for you? I can see why she’d go shave her head and go completely nuts.
10:33: Britney got super excited when she found out she’d have dinner with some cast members from the show she saw on Broadway. SHE got excited. That’s really kinda cute, no?
10:37: More Britney perfume commercials. I never understood the point of any perfume commercial – it’s not like I can smell it through my TV (even if I have HD). Why spend the money? Also, Britney is supporting her OWN documentary and buying the time on MTV. Maybe I’m just naively buying into what MTV and the Spears team wants me to. Dammit…I’ve been had.
10:39: Womanizer, Womanizer, You’re a womanizer babyyyy.
10:42: Britney’s assistant wakes her from a nap…and they are wearing matching outfits? Is that part of the job description??
10:44: God I feel bad for this girl. She is just coasting through life in a state of total depression. No one takes her seriously, no one listens to her and she has no personal space. I want to hug her!
10:46: Britney talks about her low time. This is what I’ve been waiting forrrr. And…what a bust. She drove around so she didn’t have to be home. And that’s her explanation for going off the deep end.
10:48: Madonna’s here! And she LOVES Britney! And her skin looks WAY tight/her cheeks look weird!
10:52: More talk of the boys, that are apparently the 2 things that keep her going. I guess she really loves ‘em. Who knew?
10:54: Britney dresses up the kids for Halloween…and they are so effing cute. If nothing else, at least her kids are presh.
10:56: She plays some mind game with her assistant…and Britney can read minds! She’s more than just a popstar with a really good production team around her!
11:00: Britney had a rough year, but she’s back. With fireworks. After all, it’s Britney, bitch.