French vs. Greek: Who Has the Biggest….

December 1, 2008 - 3:00 pm By Mandy - Hofstra

french_man.jpgSo, ok. We’ve all heard it…

“It’s not the size of the wave, it’s the motion of the ocean.” (Though I think the size of wave definitely helps the motion of the ocean…don’t you?)

But for those of you who are all about size, you need to start dating Europeans. Make that Frenchies…and steer clear of the Greeks (sorry, guys, we still think you’re fun to look at, what with your godliness and all).

As a part of a campaign to promote wearing the proper contraceptives to young’uns, the German-based Institute of Condom Consultancy performed a survey of weewee size and found that Frenchmen averaged a whopping 6 inches, whereas Greeks were a good inch shorter.

(Editor’s Note: For some reason I am really craving a baguette right about now…)

So not only are the French demanding les condoms grande, but they are gettin’ all the girls, have one (inch) up on the Greeks and bragging rights for quite some time. I just hope this doesn’t start some sort of war; we don’t want to have to teach our grandchildren about the Battle of the Bulge.

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38 Comments on "French vs. Greek: Who Has the Biggest…."

  1. Garima says:
    Mon, 1st Dec 20084:08 pm 

    I’ve always actually heard the Italians were bigger than the French and the Greeks.

  2. Casey says:
    Mon, 1st Dec 200810:37 pm 

    Well my American boyfriend is a good deal bigger than that. Size doesn’t matter. As long as they know how to use it it will feel good.

    But as a side note Ive heard Hispanics have the biggest, not sure if that’s true though.

  3. Lisa says:
    Tue, 2nd Dec 20086:49 pm 

    I’ll take my 9 inch Croation anyday! ;)

    (I agree that Italians are a good risk too!)

  4. Jill says:
    Thu, 4th Dec 20082:50 am 

    Greek men average 5 inches??? So why do Asian guys have to live with the burden of being perceived as small???

  5. living-large says:
    Tue, 9th Dec 20081:42 am 

    I honestly would like to agree, but I can honestly say that it can’t be true. unless the women surveyed went to a specific spot in Greece where only Albanians live…

    a survey was taken worldwide by an internation organisation at the Gold Coast, Australia… it takes 45 minutes for a female English tourist after arriving at the international airport in Greece to have slept with her first guy.

    even in saying that, whether it is true or not, surveys are surveys… they are based on a 10 peoples opinions, and majority of times, the people that fill them in are the ones that don’t get laid…

    if you are going to judge a size… judge for yourself and experience it… make ur own call ;)

  6. ioannis says:
    Sun, 4th Jan 20094:42 pm 

    I think the survey is bogus because i’m greek and my penis is 7inches long and the funny thing is I have 2 brothers that always make fun of me because I am smaller than them.

  7. Georgios says:
    Thu, 5th Feb 20099:20 am 

    Let me tell you a complete true story regarding this issue.

    3 months back i was chatting with a lady from Spain who had lived in Crete for 4 years. It was a adult chat room, she didn’t know i was a Greek at first, so it ended up me showing her my dick for judgement :)

    When she saw it she immediatelly asked me: Are you Greek ? …and i answered: YES i am ! How in the gods name did you know that?

    She replied: Well, it (my dick) has the shape of my ex: Big, thick and curved. And he was a Greek from Crete, she told me.

    The funny thing is my dad is originally from Crete and my mom is from Athens :)

    FYI: my dick is 7,5 inches.

    So..i really suggest that they take another look at the size of the Greeks for justification :)

  8. chris says:
    Tue, 17th Feb 20091:11 am 

    lol I don’t think that a mere survey could yield reputable results. It’s probably stupid to start posting penis sizes on the internet, but for the record, I am Greek and cleared 6″ no problem ;)

  9. ardy says:
    Sat, 18th Apr 200910:47 am 

    Greek guys tend to have a good sized belly by the time they’re in their thirties. that must mess up measurements. also, french guys just plain lie about dick size. i lived in france and they were the smallest dicks i’ve ever seen. i’ve also had my fair share of greeks. greeks seem average to above average. but they also are attractive, while french men look like dogs.

  10. rdmj says:
    Sun, 31st May 20091:13 am 

    I think they took all of the smaller Greek mens penises. I rode a bus for 6 hours to Athens, and was next to these 2 Greek babes and they both had respectable if not large bulges… couldn’t take my eyes off em.. then me and my friend were dropped off in central Athens, we looked over and there was a policeman.. a GOD actually, I could see his HUGE bulge snaking down his left leg of his uniform from 100 feet away… OMG. My friend even noticed it and she never looks, you had to be Helen Keller to miss that thing… jeez… it was about eight and coke can thick NOT even hard. Perhaps they should have started the penis measuring with the police dept!!!

    Greece rules!.. Italians have big ones too, as do North Africans!! I’ma cockaseur ..;0)

  11. greek dude says:
    Wed, 24th Jun 20099:20 pm 

    I disagree with this because I’m greek and have been told I have a fairly large penis I’m 8 inches and very thick

  12. From Experience Greek Penis is Small says:
    Sun, 28th Jun 20092:43 am 

    A Greek guy I know is 2 inches soft, and 4 1/2 – 5 inches hard. It’s the smallest that I’ve ever seen. This is from a woman’s point of view. I feel like all of the other comments are from Greek men who feel they need to post that this survey is wrong in order to feel better about their small penises.

  13. MidnightVisions says:
    Sun, 28th Jun 20093:31 pm 

    Its not the size of the boat
    its the motion in the ocean baby!
    The same thing can go for guys
    to say who has the nicer ass
    greeks or french girls
    the truth is
    hey, they both got fine asses
    learn to be happy with what u got
    and dont be greedy!
    cuz next time u cry for the big one
    a guy like me ;-) will come with a really huge one
    and make the girl cry more pain then pleasure
    “please stop go slower”
    thats when I kick it in to third gear and give that pussy a ride for her life .. =D

  14. Bubba says:
    Sun, 28th Jun 20094:14 pm 

    Dem asians is about 2-3 inch hard.

  15. Mistiko says:
    Sun, 28th Jun 20094:37 pm 

    I’m Greek and I’ve only ever been with Greek guys.
    I also have never been with a guy less than EIGHT inches.
    Go to Greece and see for yourself :)

  16. Pete says:
    Wed, 1st Jul 20099:54 am 

    anyone who believes this rubbish is an idiot. and btw the french clear 6″ bahahaha i have no idea what the “average” size is meant to be but come on… 6″, that is pretty small.

  17. panos says:
    Sat, 4th Jul 200911:34 am 

    Guys thats lies.
    I am Greek with 9inches cock,all my friends are up to 5 inches.
    As more close people are to Africa their penis is bigger..
    As more black as more big,MOTHERFUCKERSSSSSSSSSSSS

  18. Why be misinformed says:
    Mon, 20th Jul 20091:40 pm 

    Remember that all of these figures are averages and does not take into account the largest or smallest sizes which can skew the whole number. Alot of the numbers are bogus anyway, i’ve seen a black guy with a 4 inch and an asian with 9. I guess iit has to do with environment too.

  19. kay says:
    Fri, 14th Aug 20094:34 am 

    people say us Greeks have small packages. but its funny because mine is like 7.5 inches long. i must admit that Greeks have pretty small ones when they are soft but they get a whole lot bigger.

  20. Manly Package says:
    Fri, 4th Sep 20098:48 pm 

    6″ hard is nothing to brag about. In point of fact, amongst some groups the difference between flaccid and hard/erect is quite a bit. For blacks/Africans there is little difference between the length whether flaccid or stiff. Same with most peoples from warm areas. Those from colder climates on average are smaller when flaccid than those from warm areas but when aroused are as large or larger. There is so much b.s. flying around that this thread is hilarious. People want to compare themselves to porn actors but forget most of them (not all of course) are hired because they are supposedly larger than average in the first place. Every guy out there would have us think he’s hung like John Holmes.

  21. mikey j says:
    Wed, 16th Sep 20096:04 pm 

    this topic is completely stupid. Everyone knows that Argentine men have the biggest dicks. My boyfriend was born in Argentina and his dick was 8 inches. When it was hard, it was maybe half an inch longer. Take that, Frenchies!

  22. missingsomethinghere says:
    Wed, 16th Sep 20096:12 pm 

    I’m Greek. A girfriend of mine dated one of my brothers and told our mutual friends that he was huge. My brothers always bragged but I never believed it- or cared, of course. But when I heard my friend’s comments, that he was nine inches, I believed it. I’ve only dated Greek and Italian guys, and all were at least six inches. The biggest was ten, I swear, and he was Greek, born in Greece, not Greek-American. He also had a very hairy body, like the stereotype of Greek men. I think that the hairier the man, the bigger the penis. Anyway, the author of this thread is plain wrong. Greek guys are hung. End of story. The ones with small ones are probably either unhealthy, or maybe they are part Turkish or Albanian or some other nearby nationality. Also, I’ve heard from my friends that Orthodox nationalities tend to be bigger than Catholics. So Greek, Russian, Ukrainian, and Serb men have the biggest, or at least longest, dicks. Maybe circumcision has something to do with it, since East European and Balkan ones are usually uncut.

  23. niko says:
    Wed, 16th Sep 20096:21 pm 

    Greek dudes are small? Ha! I was born and raised in Greece. I know from seeing other guys that no Greek is under 6 or 7 inches unless he has a medical problem. Mine is over 7 and very thick. One American girl I went out with even complained it hurt her when we had sex. I’ve known many Mediterranean girls who refuse to date a guy unless he is Greek, Italian, Yugoslav, or Arab, since those men are the most hung by far. Only blacks, maybe, are bigger, but blacks only seem bigger when up against the average American, who is English or German. Mediterranean guys are very big. Ask any European. The only guy bigger or longer than me was my best friend in college. In the shower after basketball practice I saw he was bigger than me, maybe 9 inches. He was Serbian. Greeks and Serbians have alot in common. I also think that Serbians have bigger dicks than Italians, but Italians are definitely bigger than Americans and French.

  24. maria says:
    Wed, 16th Sep 20096:49 pm 

    I’ve both French and Greek guys. The French guy was about 6 inches, I guess, and the Greek guy was about the same. You want a man with a giant schlong? Try Mexicans. My boyfriend not only looks like a more masculine Enrique Iglesias, but his dick is 11 inches long. I know many women don’t like uncircumcized penises, but they don’t know what they’re missing. Foreskin is hot, and uncut guys have more sensitive penises. With circumcized guys, their dicks lose feeling over the years, which isn’t good for a woman. I love going down on my boyfriend’s 11 inch, mocha dick. Yum! I’ll take him over any other guy anyday.

  25. cassie p says:
    Wed, 16th Sep 20096:55 pm 

    Czech guys have the biggest dicks. My lover is 35 years old with a 10 inch dick and big balls. He also has the deepest voice I ever heard in a guy. Many other Czech men are also very manly. I’ve never dated a French or Greek guy, but I wouldn’t trade my Czech boyfriend for any of them. As for Italians, get real. Their all gay anyway, or act like it. Czechs are real men.

  26. ivan says:
    Wed, 16th Sep 20097:00 pm 

    Let’s set the record straight. Ukrainians have biggest dicks in the world. I have eight inches soft, about nine hard. Most Ukrainians are as big as Africans or bigger. My sister went out with a French-Canadian guy who was only three inches. I don’t have to tell you she stopped seeing him. Now she exclusively dates Ukrainian men. No girl who sleeps with a Ukrainian guy will go out with any other guy, unless he’s rich or something and she doesn’t care about dick size. Girls who like big dicks know Ukrainians are the most manly all around.

  27. sheila says:
    Wed, 16th Sep 20097:03 pm 

    Asians aren’t all small, people! My ex was Thai and he had a 7 inch wang. I don’t think thats a small one. Greeks and French? The one Greek guy I had sex with had a dick so smelly it made me want to barf. According to my friends, French guys are no better. Greeks and French reek like dick cheese. Thai men are hot, and naturally smooth. You all can keep your hairy stinky French, Greek, and Italian guys.

  28. charliewaffles says:
    Wed, 16th Sep 20097:10 pm 

    I’m gay. I’ve never been with a Greek or Italian man. I had sex with an Asian with a dick so small it was laughable. No more Asians for me!!! I studied abroad in France. They men were very sexy. Some dicks were big, others small. Like every other ethnic group. White Frenchmen tended, I think, to be a little shorter in the pants than the North African Arabs, Armenians, and Iranians in France. I sucked off one Armenian guy who was almost too big to fit in. One Iranian I met was probably 9 inches, but another was about 2 inches. You got to take your chances. The 2-incher gave me a mind-blowing blow job, while the big guy came in less than a minute and was a big disappointment. Overall, French guys can be hot, but Asians are only for guys and girls who need teeny tiny weenies. Asians are pathetic.

  29. kentley says:
    Wed, 16th Sep 20097:14 pm 

    This Korean guy or whatever, cruised me in a club. He looked cute so i went home with him. His dick was 2 inches soft and erect, was hardly any bigger. His foreskin was longer and thicker than his dick. I got dressed and went home, didn’t even waste my time. If I had a Greek, French, or Italian guy with 6 inches, I would be happy. Pick up an Asian guy and you’ll appreciate your Greek stud.

  30. wingman says:
    Wed, 16th Sep 20097:18 pm 

    Some of you morons can just go to hell. I’m Chinese, an American, and a man. My dick is 7 and a half inches. I don’t care if you believe me. Yeah, every man in Greece is hung so big he can hardly even walk. Every nationality has big ones and small ones too. There are even black men with little dicks, believe it or not, so stop beating up on Asians, you dumb sh*t faced f*cks. A quarter of the guys in my school were Asian, and I remember that quite a few were big. Maybe white guys brag about their supposedly huge dicks because they lack the brains, talent, and character that make up a real man.

  31. cartman says:
    Wed, 16th Sep 20097:23 pm 

    At least Asians are bigger than Jewish dicks.

  32. diaou says:
    Wed, 16th Sep 20097:24 pm 

    Arabs have biggest. That’s why women all over world want Arab men.

  33. josh says:
    Wed, 16th Sep 20097:26 pm 

    I’m a Jew. My dick is 6 inches. So there. The Israeli army can always find Palestinian militants cuz there dicks smell from miles away.

  34. youaresogaymyfriend says:
    Wed, 16th Sep 20097:28 pm 

    I’m a transvestite. I like Greek, French, Italian, Jewish, Arab, and Asian dicks, as long as there attached to natural born masculine man. My dick is eight inches.

  35. hollabackgirl says:
    Wed, 16th Sep 20097:33 pm 

    what happened to red blooded all american men? Who cares about euro trash and arabs?

  36. Pit says:
    Sat, 26th Sep 200912:33 pm 

    I am Greek with 8inches
    And my Italian friend has 9inches too
    I think Italians,Greeks have the biggest tools in world after Niggers

  37. Larry Rabena says:
    Sat, 24th Oct 200912:25 pm 

    Well all this talk about dick, I thought I might as well drop my two cents. I’m a filipino male and have a whopping 4 inch erect penis. I mainly have hispanic friends and they range in the 6-7.5 range. Seems like there are big and small from every nationality. With a 4 inch dick I’ve learned to use what you were given. There much more important things to worry about than cock size.

    Kudos to all you horse cocks, I envy you.

  38. yianni says:
    Sun, 15th Nov 20095:28 pm 

    hey larry i got 9 inches easy of loucanico its genetics. your dad ,grandad etc. you gotta eat that feta cheese first lol lick it before you kick it .

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