French vs. Greek: Who Has the Biggest….

December 1, 2008 - 3:00 pm By Mandy - Hofstra

So, ok. We’ve all heard it…

“It’s not the size of the wave, it’s the motion of the ocean.” (Though I think the size of wave definitely helps the motion of the ocean…don’t you?)

But for those of you who are all about size, you need to start dating Europeans. Make that Frenchies…and steer clear of the Greeks (sorry, guys, we still think you’re fun to look at, what with your godliness and all).

As a part of a campaign to promote wearing the proper contraceptives to young’uns, the German-based Institute of Condom Consultancy performed a survey of weewee size and found that Frenchmen averaged a whopping 6 inches, whereas Greeks were a good inch shorter.

(Editor’s Note: For some reason I am really craving a baguette right about now…)

So not only are the French demanding les condoms grande, but they are gettin’ all the girls, have one (inch) up on the Greeks and bragging rights for quite some time. I just hope this doesn’t start some sort of war; we don’t want to have to teach our grandchildren about the Battle of the Bulge.

Garima says:
Mon, 1st Dec 20084:08 pm

I’ve always actually heard the Italians were bigger than the French and the Greeks.

Casey says:
Mon, 1st Dec 200810:37 pm

Well my American boyfriend is a good deal bigger than that. Size doesn’t matter. As long as they know how to use it it will feel good.

But as a side note Ive heard Hispanics have the biggest, not sure if that’s true though.

Lisa says:
Tue, 2nd Dec 20086:49 pm

I’ll take my 9 inch Croation anyday!

(I agree that Italians are a good risk too!)

Jill says:
Thu, 4th Dec 20082:50 am

Greek men average 5 inches??? So why do Asian guys have to live with the burden of being perceived as small???

living-large says:
Tue, 9th Dec 20081:42 am

I honestly would like to agree, but I can honestly say that it can’t be true. unless the women surveyed went to a specific spot in Greece where only Albanians live…

a survey was taken worldwide by an internation organisation at the Gold Coast, Australia… it takes 45 minutes for a female English tourist after arriving at the international airport in Greece to have slept with her first guy.

even in saying that, whether it is true or not, surveys are surveys… they are based on a 10 peoples opinions, and majority of times, the people that fill them in are the ones that don’t get laid…

if you are going to judge a size… judge for yourself and experience it… make ur own call

ioannis says:
Sun, 4th Jan 20094:42 pm

I think the survey is bogus because i’m greek and my penis is 7inches long and the funny thing is I have 2 brothers that always make fun of me because I am smaller than them.

Georgios says:
Thu, 5th Feb 20099:20 am

Let me tell you a complete true story regarding this issue.

3 months back i was chatting with a lady from Spain who had lived in Crete for 4 years. It was a adult chat room, she didn’t know i was a Greek at first, so it ended up me showing her my dick for judgement

When she saw it she immediatelly asked me: Are you Greek ? …and i answered: YES i am ! How in the gods name did you know that?

She replied: Well, it (my dick) has the shape of my ex: Big, thick and curved. And he was a Greek from Crete, she told me.

The funny thing is my dad is originally from Crete and my mom is from Athens

FYI: my dick is 7,5 inches.

So..i really suggest that they take another look at the size of the Greeks for justification

chris says:
Tue, 17th Feb 20091:11 am

lol I don’t think that a mere survey could yield reputable results. It’s probably stupid to start posting penis sizes on the internet, but for the record, I am Greek and cleared 6″ no problem

ardy says:
Sat, 18th Apr 200910:47 am

Greek guys tend to have a good sized belly by the time they’re in their thirties. that must mess up measurements. also, french guys just plain lie about dick size. i lived in france and they were the smallest dicks i’ve ever seen. i’ve also had my fair share of greeks. greeks seem average to above average. but they also are attractive, while french men look like dogs.

rdmj says:
Sun, 31st May 20091:13 am

I think they took all of the smaller Greek mens penises. I rode a bus for 6 hours to Athens, and was next to these 2 Greek babes and they both had respectable if not large bulges… couldn’t take my eyes off em.. then me and my friend were dropped off in central Athens, we looked over and there was a policeman.. a GOD actually, I could see his HUGE bulge snaking down his left leg of his uniform from 100 feet away… OMG. My friend even noticed it and she never looks, you had to be Helen Keller to miss that thing… jeez… it was about eight and coke can thick NOT even hard. Perhaps they should have started the penis measuring with the police dept!!!

Greece rules!.. Italians have big ones too, as do North Africans!! I’ma cockaseur ..;0)

greek dude says:
Wed, 24th Jun 20099:20 pm

I disagree with this because I’m greek and have been told I have a fairly large penis I’m 8 inches and very thick

From Experience Greek Penis is Small says:
Sun, 28th Jun 20092:43 am

A Greek guy I know is 2 inches soft, and 4 1/2 – 5 inches hard. It’s the smallest that I’ve ever seen. This is from a woman’s point of view. I feel like all of the other comments are from Greek men who feel they need to post that this survey is wrong in order to feel better about their small penises.

MidnightVisions says:
Sun, 28th Jun 20093:31 pm

Its not the size of the boat
its the motion in the ocean baby!
The same thing can go for guys
to say who has the nicer ass
greeks or french girls
the truth is
hey, they both got fine asses
learn to be happy with what u got
and dont be greedy!
cuz next time u cry for the big one
a guy like me will come with a really huge one
and make the girl cry more pain then pleasure
“please stop go slower”
thats when I kick it in to third gear and give that pussy a ride for her life .. =D

Bubba says:
Sun, 28th Jun 20094:14 pm

Dem asians is about 2-3 inch hard.

Mistiko says:
Sun, 28th Jun 20094:37 pm

I’m Greek and I’ve only ever been with Greek guys.
I also have never been with a guy less than EIGHT inches.
Go to Greece and see for yourself

Pete says:
Wed, 1st Jul 20099:54 am

anyone who believes this rubbish is an idiot. and btw the french clear 6″ bahahaha i have no idea what the “average” size is meant to be but come on… 6″, that is pretty small.

panos says:
Sat, 4th Jul 200911:34 am

Guys thats lies.
I am Greek with 9inches cock,all my friends are up to 5 inches.
As more close people are to Africa their penis is bigger..
As more black as more big,MOTHERFUCKERSSSSSSSSSSSS