What Women Want: Sexy Time Edition

Gwen says:
Fri, 19th Dec 200812:35 am 

If you’re a guy, please do every woman you meet the rest of your life a huge favor and go to a cungalingus class. Not an anal class. A cungalingus class. Don’t watch porn–it’s fantasy and one of the worst manuals for expectations about sex and women ever. Go to a class please.

Cungalingus is oral sex on a woman by the way.

As much as guy would like to boast he has it down, you never do ’cause every woman’s different. And not every woman’s a woman yet and will tell what she likes or dislikes. Despite their age some women/girls are still 13 year old girls inside, keeping up the naive facade sex is in your teens.

But some of you guys still can’t understand that it is almost always the best part of sex for a woman. A 99.9% guarantee I should say.

I understand a class, in front of other men, seems like an omission of inefficiency but it’s not! You’re gonna learn from a lady instructor ( too likely) and are you going to see any of those guys again? Nope. And if you do see a friend there, you can hold that class over their head as you think they’ll hold it over you.

Then most importantly AFTER THE CLASS, ask your girl what she actually likes, wants, and does to get herself in the mood (does she masturbate at all? learn together), experiment, and take everything SLOW till she wants more speed. And learn how to finger and ask what feels good. That random, rapid, in-out as you just stick your finger in stuff should make you feel ashamed.