Breaking News: Brangelina Officially Repopulating The Planet

December 16, 2008     Posted in Buzz

angelina_jolie3.jpgAngelina Jolie is pregnant. AGAIN.


By CC Staff

With twins. AGAIN.

I wasn’t aware that the human race was dying out, what with all that overcrowding in China and stuff, but since Angelina is BFF with the United Nations (who keep tabs on that sort of thing), I’m guessing she and Mr. Pitt took it upon themselves to save the human race with their chronic breeding. Thanks, guys.

I think this brings the total number of Brangelina kids up to about 7,321 (actual number: 8). Which means they now have more children than I have close friends. Seriously, they should give up the whole celebrity business and move to Wyoming to become full-time babymakers. The big WY would totally get a couple more seats in the House for it.

3 Comments on "Breaking News: Brangelina Officially Repopulating The Planet"

  1. Sarah says:
    Tue, 16th Dec 20088:22 am 

    So Brad likes to f**k and Angelina is fertile…what's the big deal?

  2. Raeann says:
    Tue, 16th Dec 20088:45 am 

    If this is true (and it may not be because I saw it reported in STAR magazine yesterday), she's on fertility treatments for sure.

  3. Cat says:
    Tue, 16th Dec 20089:21 am 

    I am not complaining because then there'll be more attractive people for my future children to pick as partners. Just think of the kids!

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