Bristol Palin’s Baby Grandma Arrested

1219palin.jpgRemember Bristol Palin, the most popular unwed mama-to-be since Jamie Lynn Spears? We haven’t heard much about her (or her gun-toting mother) since Barack Obama won the election. Well, she’s almost due! Little Baby Palin will be gracing Wasilla with her presence this weekend!

Unfortunately, she is going to be without gifts from Grandma Johnston. Looks like Levi’s mama got herself into a little bit of trouble…

“The 42-year-old Johnston has been charged with six felony drug counts.”Whoops!

Not that we can blame her; what else is there to do in Alaska (besides sleep with the Governor’s daughter and go sledding)? She must have been totally down and out after she lost her chance to hang out at the White House. She should have stuck with Sarah and opted for hunting moose to lift her spirits instead.

6 Comments on "Bristol Palin’s Baby Grandma Arrested"

  1. Gwen says:
    Fri, 19th Dec 20088:53 pm 

    Gawh, whoever wanted to vote for Mcain’t because of Palin wins the going backwards in human history award.

    What a bunch rednecks; they’re so embarrassing.

  2. Amanda says:
    Sat, 20th Dec 20088:38 am 

    Ok the election is over….you done bashing Palin yet? You sound like an arrogant person calling people rednecks, who the hell are you to judge other people. Your man Obama won so I think it’s time to move on

  3. Gwen says:
    Sat, 20th Dec 20089:41 pm 

    1. Duh, the Election is over but it’s not about my “man”. These twats, the Palins, keeping rolling on the Darwin train.

    2.I can call the PALINS a bunch of rednecks because before and after the election they prove to be just that. AND WON’T STOP! In fact the baby’s daddy quoted himself as a “redneck.” So judging them’s hella easy!

    3. I’m calling just the Palins that, even though there are, gawh, loads out there.

  4. Neena says:
    Sun, 21st Dec 200812:25 am 

    “Who the hell are you” to talk about judging and being arrogant?

    You wanna talk about “arrogant?”

    Which means exaggerating or disposed to exaggerate one’s own worth or importance often by an overbearing manner.

    Small town folk are “more American” and ” patriotic” than everyone in the “big cities.”

    Palin said something along those lines…

    I’m sure many of the multicultural and social persons of New York who were around for 9-11 appreciate that very much.

  5. lisa says:
    Mon, 22nd Dec 20081:41 pm 

    Twats? Rednecks? My god, listen to yourselves. Just be happy that the person you voted for won and leave the Palins the hell alone.

    You just make yourselves sound like assholes by calling people things like that.

  6. Jadae says:
    Tue, 23rd Dec 20082:06 am 

    Ho, hum, ho.

    Palin mania again. I have to agree with the others. After the past 8 years of republicans bashing democrats for calling for investigations on now well known corruption, the repubs should get their dose too.

    That family is bad news and the sounding like an asshole part is more their forte. Terrorist? Patriotism? Whole bag of nonsense.

    And it is true that the the baby’s daddy called himself a “redneck.” So the titles the others presented are actually appropriate.

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