Breakfast Will Prevent You From Whoring Around

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Here are a few reasons why you should be eating breakfast:1. Lucky Charms might be the best things on earth.

2. People who eat breakfast tend to lose more weight than those who don’t.

3. Um, pancakes? Hellooooo, heaven!

4. If you don’t, you will lose your virginity at a younger age.

A recent study was done in Japan and found that those surveyed who ate breakfast in their middle school years lost their virginity almost 2 years later (on average) than those who didn’t. At first glance one would think that Tony the Tiger may have been the best sex ed teacher around, but really the reasoning is more closely related to the kinds of homes kids grow up in; supportive families serve breakfast and not-so-supportive families don’t…and don’t teach anything about sex, either.

I tend to eat 2 breakfasts every morning, so maybe that’s why I didn’t do the dirty until I was 21? And maybe my obsession with breakfast-for-dinner can explain the sexual drought I’ve been in for months.

It’s all starting to make sense now.

3 Comments on "Breakfast Will Prevent You From Whoring Around"

  1. sara says:
    Tue, 30th Dec 200812:08 am 

    hey maybe your onto something with that breakfast for dinner thing…

  2. Cari from ditch diets says:
    Tue, 30th Dec 200810:00 am 

    Oh, and I thought it must surely be because I was soooo busy pandering to the ‘breakfast is the most important meal of the day bunch’ that I was busy eating breakfast instead of having sex. I just have to say that I’m never sure about all this breakfast research!!!! http://www.ditch-diets-live-light.com/breakfast-buzz.html

  3. Lucy says:
    Sun, 8th Feb 20099:18 pm 

    This isn’t true..I eat breakfast every day and I’m still slutty.

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