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“I got straight A’s this semester. Well, and I gotta pee.”
“What?”
“I gotta pee. You gotta pee too.”
“All I want for Christmas is a boy on top of me.”
“Grandma, you need to know this stuff! Otherwise you’ll get roofied!”
“Well, it sounds exciting! I’d rather get roofied than… I don’t know, doofied.”
“This is a cute naked girl. She looks like you.”
“Yeah, Mom, isn’t it a nice Christmas card?”
“Didn’t your friends send you naked girls for your birthday, too?”
“… Yeah.”
“Honey, are you bisexual?”
“Mom!”
“How about that sultry duet with the dark-voiced date rapist trying to convince his sloshed female companion to stay in because it’s cold outside?”
“You mean ‘Let It Snow’?”
“Tommy’s very bright for his age. Four years old, he’s reading already, he’s doing very well in pre-school, smarter than most of the other kids in the class – Tommy, get that motorcycle out of your mouth!”
“Greatest movie ever made? Top Gun. No question.”
“Really? Isn’t it all just homoerotic beach volleyball scenes?”
“Well… yeah. That’s what it is, if that’s what you want it to be.”
“I don’t understand this Christmas card. Why did you just draw… a black man under some mistletoe?”



Candice says:
Sun, 28th Dec 20087:51 pm
“dad did you really just send me a text saying ‘Marry Christmas?’”
“yeah, so?”
‘You spelled merry wrong, you literally just told me to join a holiday in holy matrimony”
“well how come my phone didnt tell me it was wrong??!”
“cuz its still word, dad”
five minutes later
“WELL THEN HOW THE HELL DO YOU SPELL VARY??”
Lauren, University of Michigan says:
Sun, 28th Dec 20088:00 pm
“How much are the sliders?” – Drunk Kid
“$1.19″ – Discgruntled waitress.
“Great. Give me nine.”
W says:
Sun, 28th Dec 200810:03 pm
“she still doesnt know that she’s pregnant…or jewish.”
W says:
Sun, 28th Dec 200810:06 pm
(a girl talking on a cell phone in the calmest voice imaginable):”it wasn’t voluntary so he’ll probably only get about 15 years…”
Vicky says:
Mon, 29th Dec 200812:09 am
The first one obviously means he got a “P” on his report card, meaning he Passed a Pass or Fail class.
Cali says:
Mon, 29th Dec 20081:23 am
I think they are talking about the song “Baby It’s Cold Outside”
Celia says:
Wed, 31st Dec 20088:19 pm
“I don’t know who to trust! You used to work in a kitchen, but you’re a woman!”
“You’re also much prettier than the upholstery…I’m really not sure how that’s much of a compliment, though.”
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