Comments on: Overheard: Miracles of Christmastime

By: Celia

Celia — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 20:19:22 +0000

"I don't know who to trust! You used to work in a kitchen, but you're a woman!"

"You're also much prettier than the upholstery…I'm really not sure how that's much of a compliment, though."

Cali — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 06:02:02 +0000

I think they are talking about the song “Baby It’s Cold Outside”

Lauren, University of Michigan — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 00:39:42 +0000

“How much are the sliders?” – Drunk Kid

“$1.19″ – Discgruntled waitress.

“Great. Give me nine.”

Candice — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 00:30:47 +0000

“dad did you really just send me a text saying ‘Marry Christmas?’”

“yeah, so?”

‘You spelled merry wrong, you literally just told me to join a holiday in holy matrimony”

“well how come my phone didnt tell me it was wrong??!”

“cuz its still word, dad”

five minutes later

“WELL THEN HOW THE HELL DO YOU SPELL VARY??”

Vicky — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 00:09:31 +0000

The first one obviously means he got a "P" on his report card, meaning he Passed a Pass or Fail class.

Sun, 28 Dec 2008 22:06:40 +0000

(a girl talking on a cell phone in the calmest voice imaginable):"it wasn't voluntary so he'll probably only get about 15 years…"

Sun, 28 Dec 2008 22:03:09 +0000

"she still doesnt know that she's pregnant…or jewish."