Bristol and Levi Pimp Their New Baby

December 30, 2008 12:00 pm     Posted in Buzz  Noa - CU Boulder g+ page

260xstory.jpgSo, the other infamous teen mother of 2008 – AKA not Jamie Lynn Spears – finally gave birth to a little Alaskan: Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston. What a mouthfull (that’s what she said). You know what that means! No, the baby did not get his first pair of hunting boots (that we know 0f).


By Noa

It means that it’s time to sell those baby pics to the highest bidder!

Looks like People magazine won the bidding war, offering the Palin-Johnston clan $300,000. That’s a lot of money, especially in Alaska where the only things you can buy are drugs, tanning beds and weapons. Maybe they’ll use the money to buy a helicoptor for some wolf hunting. Or maybe they’ll use it to bail Mama Johnston out of jail?

All I know is Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson must be feeling pretty crappy right about now. They got a big fat ZERO for pics of Bronx Mowgli.

5 Comments on "Bristol and Levi Pimp Their New Baby"

  1. Just Sayin' says:
    Tue, 30th Dec 20087:56 am 

    Awww lmao, a Wentz/Simpson fan has been offended.

    That's too bad.

    2 words should make you rethink your dedication to that particular duo though. Bronx Mowgli.

  2. amy says:
    Tue, 30th Dec 20088:09 am 

    Haha yeah, especially that second word Mowgli. He has the same name as that kid from the Jungle Book!

  3. jenna says:
    Tue, 30th Dec 200812:10 pm 

    ok that stab at pete and ashlee was really uncalled for. do you know personally that they weren’t offered anything for their baby pictures?? maybe they’re actually good parents and dont want to “pimp out” their child for the media for a quick buck

  4. Amanda says:
    Tue, 30th Dec 20082:40 pm 

    I don't like Ashlee or Pete..but as far as I know, they were offered money and they just chose not to take it.

    And to be honest, you wouldn't care if it wasn't Sarah Palin's daughter "pimping out her baby" because a lot of celebrities do it and it doesn't turn into an article on your website.

  5. Amy says:
    Tue, 30th Dec 20086:00 pm 

    I could be wrong… but I'm pretty sure I've seen articles on here about other celebs pimping out their babies….

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