December 30, 2008 5:00 pm Posted in Entertainment
Apparently these pillows, made by Durex, are supposed to turn boys into men by helping them last a little longer.
We’re all for that, because our resolution this year is to actually orgasm from sex, but really? Isn’t there a better option? Like, I don’t know, finding a guy who can last longer than 3 minutes without mental images of his mom running through his head?
There’s just got to be a better way. Imagine waking up next to that in the morning. I’d rather give myself the orgasm.